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Originally Posted by Exuberant
What kind of questions or scenarios are they going to throw at me?
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1.0 What is a nut-flush?
2.0 Your supervisor spots you walking down the hallway when you are supposed to be doing your checks in the boiler room. What do you do?
a) bribe him with the candy you stole from Jane's desk in accounting.
b) ask him if he's ok with you going to your massage early. (any of you 4th class gov't guys know what I'm talking about here don't you?)
c) fake a limp immediately and ask for medical assistance.
d) play stupid and hope your supervisor is doing the same dog you are.
e) all of the above.
3.0 Susan from human resources walks into your office, strips down to nothing and lies down on your desk in front of you. What do you do?
4.0 You catch Harry faking the water treatment logs. You realize there hasn't been any chemical additions for the last 17 years due to Harry's neglect. What do you do?
a) get Harry to teach you how to sell boiler treatment on Ebay?
b) buy a new rain suit.
c) raise 50 cents.
d) fold
5.0 It's 40 below outside, boiler #1 is down because Harry is a frickin moron, the low water cut out on boiler #2 is stuck, and the feed water line to boiler #3 is frozen because the day shift left the overhead door to the boiler room open. What do you do?
a) finish reading the "letters to the editor".
b) jumper the low water cut out.
c) ignore everything and hope nobody notices until the next shift.
d) call Wojciech, Gitanjali, Jianguo or Roberto to see if they can help.
e) call a controls contractor to give you a free answer to your dilemma then ignore every quote he gives you for the next three years because your having your Mom, sister and little brother provide you the quotes you need to satisfy the government bean counters. Cut Harry in on the deal because you making huge coin on eBay.