I'm interested in starting a new town

[MtnGiant]

Originally Posted by greenvelvet

I'll lend my talents at the local bakery - for those who need sweetening up once in a while

Bakery??? YUM YUM....gotta have fresh bakery goods

[greenvelvet]

Ah I see I got me a first customer that needs a little sweetening up

[Big Daddy Badger]

Originally Posted by hal53

^^^^
Mayor .. Redfrog
Sherriff...Huntinstuff
News Paper Publisher... Sheephunter
CFO ...Cat
Chief Medical Examiner... Arn Narn
Tax Collector... Ken, of course
Building Inspector... Caber
Newfie in Charge of Other Stuff? ... Tree
Armed Forces Commander, Pesky, Recce , Hunter Dave, etc,....Thanks Guys!!!
Butcher Shop/ Super Market... Ol' Gut Pile
Banker...Okie
Executioner...???. forward me your list of where you would like to start, decision, would be made from there...
Old Guy In Charge Of Any APOS Out Fitter allocations Within 300 Miles of Town, Which Residents Have to Wait for A Draw....ME!!!!!!!

Ok... I conceed... Commander Pesky sounds much better than Mayor Pesky.
Besides... politicians are kind of sleazy in my mind.

Plus... I get a snappy uniform and things that make ya go boom.... ahhhhh bliss.

Can we have a nucular weapons program?
Pretty please?

[MtnGiant]

Originally Posted by greenvelvet

Ah I see I got me a first customer that needs a little sweetening up

I'm suweet enough babe lol

oooops.....maybe a little too forward

[vcmm]

Trigger Happy Hippy could be the barber.
I read a post on AO that he's pretty good at shaving.

[MtnGiant]

Nobody has volunteered for blacksmith.

I'm pretty sure horse n carriage is the means of transport....I hope

[Gust]

Originally Posted by hal53

^^^^
Mayor .. Redfrog
Sherriff...Huntinstuff
News Paper Publisher... Sheephunter
CFO ...Cat
Chief Medical Examiner... Arn Narn
Tax Collector... Ken, of course
Building Inspector... Caber
Newfie in Charge of Other Stuff? ... Tree
Armed Forces Commander, Pesky, Recce , Hunter Dave, etc,....Thanks Guys!!!
Butcher Shop/ Super Market... Ol' Gut Pile
Banker...Okie
Executioner...???. forward me your list of where you would like to start, decision, would be made from there...
Old Guy In Charge Of Any APOS Out Fitter allocations Within 300 Miles of Town, Which Residents Have to Wait for A Draw....ME!!!!!!!

By the looks of your town, I will have to start a neighboring town as a rival,,, I will also have a superior energy system. And, something that your town lacks, Women,,, you guys could name your town Sausagefactory, and, the town of Sausagefactory will spend oodles of dough in my cantinas as this is where the Women will be. My town will be called Broadtown.

[vcmm]

I guess I will be the the Butcher.
4 legged critters for us to eat.
2 legged critters to help the Hang man clean up his mess.

[MtnGiant]

Originally Posted by Gust

By the looks of your town, I will have to start a neighboring town as a rival,,, I will also have a superior energy system. And, something that your town lacks, Women,,, you guys could name your town Sausagefactory, and, the town of Sausagefactory will spend oodles of dough in my cantinas as this is where the Women will be. My town will be called Broadtown.

Holy cow your foolish.....there are already woman in place.
Are your reading skills failing you?
Your little one tent town will be invaded by a stampede off wildabeasts

[Gust]

Originally Posted by mtngiant

Holy cow your foolish.....there are already woman in place.
Are your reading skills failing you?
Your little one tent town will be invaded by a stampede off wildabeasts

You have fishing mom and a baker.

I will have shoestores, a holt renfrew, yoga parlours out the yin yan, I will have every store that make woman say ahhh and they will flock in droves because all their vanities will be taken care of, and, when they need men,, well, the town of Sausagefactory is just up the other side of the coulee, and all they need to do is head to Cantina El Gusto and wait for the hangings to finish.


My beer will also be better.

[honda450]

Originally Posted by pesky672

Too bad about Honda but... you gotta be carefull what you wish for... or you might just get it.

Dang Pesky I am already the corrupt Minister of Justice. You will be hung at dawn. Money could change my mind. Or your doomed.

[CaberTosser]

Originally Posted by Gust

By the looks of your town, I will have to start a neighboring town as a rival,,, I will also have a superior energy system. And, something that your town lacks, Women,,, you guys could name your town Sausagefactory, and, the town of Sausagefactory will spend oodles of dough in my cantinas as this is where the Women will be. My town will be called Broadtown.

Ohh, but you're wrong on the energy system. Springfield will have hydroelectric power hooked up to our MC Escher perpetual canal. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, we've got a perpetual motion machine.

We're sending some envelopes to eastern bloc countries with return postage to take care of the other issue. My Russian's not so good though, does the following phrase mean "pretty"? : гротескно ожирением

[Gust]

Originally Posted by CaberTosser

Ohh, but you're wrong on the energy system. Springfield will have hydroelectric power hooked up to our MC Escher perpetual canal. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, we've got a perpetual motion machine.

We're sending some envelopes to eastern bloc countries with return postage to take care of the other issue. My Russian's not so good though, does the following phrase mean "pretty"? : гротескно ожирением

HAHAHA, water for energy? Escher is merely a displacement system, be it water, squares, fish or geese in flight.

Not sure if that's russian or not or modern heiroglyphics,,, my women will come from all over as I have stores both that they will want to work in and purchase goods from,, the other women in my town will probably drive trucks and run the gas station and have names like Brenda or Barb. Your women will be akin to needy tyrants and have moustaches by age 30 that would put Tom Selleck to shame. And, they will want the fineries offered in Broadtown.

[MtnGiant]

Originally Posted by Gust

You have fishing mom and a baker.

I will have shoestores, a holt renfrew, yoga parlours out the yin yan, I will have every store that make woman say ahhh and they will flock in droves because all their vanities will be taken care of, and, when they need men,, well, the town of Sausagefactory is just up the other side of the coulee, and all they need to do is head to Cantina El Gusto and wait for the hangings to finish.


My beer will also be better.

Your banished.....and I dont think you have the means to protect your tent from a herd of wildabeasts.....and your medical coverage is not recognized in this town.

[hal53]

Originally Posted by Gust

HAHAHA, water for energy? Escher is merely a displacement system, be it water, squares, fish or geese in flight.

Not sure if that's russian or not or modern heiroglyphics,,, my women will come from all over as I have stores both that they will want to work in and purchase goods from,, the other women in my town will probably drive trucks and run the gas station and have names like Brenda or Barb. Your women will be akin to needy tyrants and have moustaches by age 30 that would put Tom Selleck to shame. And, they will want the fineries offered in Broadtown.

which is exactly why, I nominated caber as , basically our Utilities Mininster, and some one said I should be the Oil and gas Resources Minister,....we have both had extended conversations with Homer Simpson since our self "inflicted" appointments....we have all our women recruited from Hollywood, we will take brains over truck driving skills skills anyday....and our girls names names will not be Brenda, or whatever....in our town we prefer prefer Bambi....

[BeeGuy]

Just what Alberta needs, a town full of entitled *****s.

Utopia!

Fishalong, you may want to make some executive decisions wrt your spokespeople.

[Gust]

Originally Posted by mtngiant

Your banished.....and I dont think you have the means to protect your tent from a herd of wildabeasts.....and your medical coverage is not recognized in this town.

I'll have doctors and Gyno-Spa clinics with soft lighting, free gin and tonics and heated stirrups and manicures during exams.

Broadtown will also be on a Lake with fine sand and Cantinas Estates El Gusto and the lake will have GMO Bass containing the gene from Antarctic cod allowing them to live and spawn comfortably in the climes of Alberta.

There will also be the annual all-Bass ice fishing derby held on New Years Eve. half price on all drinks and free Prime rib dinner with all the fixings for single lads from the town of SAUSAGEFACTORY.

[CaberTosser]

These broadtown chicks sound kinda high-maintenance, in a "she ain't pretty she just looks that way" sense. Do you run them through a finishin' school? Geisha lessons?

[BeeGuy]

The sausagefactory won't get make it past the 2 picnic table saloon and a tree with a sturdy branch.

Gust, I have a few dozen beautiful ladies who would be interested in broad town and disinterested in the divorced bitter middle aged blue collared despots in the ghost town across the valley.

First order of business:

Ladies night every night.

[greenvelvet]

Ya not any part of any town any girl I'd know would want to be a part of

[MtnGiant]

Gust and Beeguy.....you both can bed down in your one tent town.
You have nothing to offer as any positive consequence here.
See ya.

Hangings begin Saturday morning....don't be late.....maybe some toast for breakfast if me and Honda are not too hung over eeeeehehehehe

What are you 2 despots calling your lil one tent town???

[greenvelvet]

Ha Broadtown...sounds like it would be full of broads who want to be taken advantage of and exploited

[BeeGuy]

Of course mayors, other politicians, representatives of the judiciary and all other undesirables will be banished upon their discovery.

[MtnGiant]

Originally Posted by BeeGuy

Of course mayors, other politicians, representatives of the judiciary and all other undesirables will be banished upon their discovery.

Go back to fishn for bass....your not welcome in this town....you don't get the hint ...do ya???

See ya on da Bow one day bro....will be a good fishn time together

[BeeGuy]

This is too funny. Let's make er dreem town. All drunk men with hangings in da morning.

Brokeback Sunnyvale-Alamo?

[Gust]

In this clip, we will say MtnGiant is the character of the cop played by Edward Woodward,, and I will be the character Lord Summerisle played by Christopher Lee.

Broadtown will look like this;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7xMiIT88T4

Sausagefactory/Springfeild will look like this;

MtnGiant will play the cop again and Hal is on the lawnmower

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLTdQCFd-dw

[MtnGiant]

Originally Posted by mtngiant

Go back to fishn for bass....your not welcome in this town....you don't get the hint ...do ya???

See ya on da Bow one day bro....will be a good fishn time together

oooo boyeeee.....

[MtnGiant]

Of course it takes Gust and Beeguy to infiltrate a perfectly good dreamscape thread.....hope you 2 are happy in your unhappiness.

[Gust]

Originally Posted by mtngiant

Of course it takes Gust and Beeguy to infiltrate a perfectly good dreamscape thread.....hope you 2 are happy in your unhappiness.

A Good Dreamscape?

I can imagine a time many years in the future when a time capsule from the town of Springfield/Sausagefactory is unearthed and a crackly MP3 recording plays a conversation of the founders of the town;

Honda - "remember when we hanged the guy for asking for a vegetarian menu?"
Hal - "..or the time we hanged the guy who brought pink skeets to the trapshoot?"
Pesky - "... or that time we accidently hanged Ken but forgot to calculate the rope length to his height?"
Mtngiant - "and he hit the ground standing with the noose hanging like a necktie about his chest?"
ArnNarn - "and then he got us back and wouldn't put the fire out at my swish still?"
Hal - "and, all these hangings a week before we incorporated as a township!"

Some dreamscape.

[Gust]

Originally Posted by greenvelvet

Ha Broadtown...sounds like it would be full of broads who want to be taken advantage of and exploited

Actually the broads would be exploiting the hangmen of Springfield.