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Old 02-02-2012, 01:38 PM
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I can help tactically too; I once took out 3 serving US Marines in a game of paintball in Texas


Pffft................. Is that all?!?!?!!? LOL
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Old 02-02-2012, 01:50 PM
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jar heads, lol ,sure their tough but not the sharpest tacks in the box.
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Old 02-02-2012, 05:01 PM
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I do lots of grunt work and work tell the job is done, good with a shovel and will dig any trenches, foxholes tunnels and potties needed.
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Old 02-02-2012, 09:12 PM
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I'm sure a medic would come in handy

Plus, we have a nice full gun safe that could come in handy!
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Old 02-02-2012, 09:22 PM
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I can make a potato gun out of some plumbing ABS and hair spray propellant, they'll never know what hit them. and I never sleep more than four hours in a stretch so they won't sneak up on us.
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Old 02-02-2012, 09:59 PM
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I'll be over with the Russians.
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Old 02-02-2012, 10:05 PM
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I can make a potato gun out of some plumbing ABS and hair spray propellant, they'll never know what hit them. and I never sleep more than four hours in a stretch so they won't sneak up on us.
you sleep a full 4 hours? whats it like? you really think with the end of the world BGSH will give up his stash of hairspray????
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Old 02-02-2012, 10:35 PM
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I can slice and dice our way through the enemy,get rid of the evidence and feed us all at the same time
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Old 02-03-2012, 12:19 AM
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Woo! Red Dawn! I can be one of those guys that slink about setting up I.E.D.s and suchlike!

"Allah Akba"-er, sorry, "Wolverines!" So easy to confuse those two war cries...
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:28 PM
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Now that I've got a hacking chest cold, I realized we need a medic. Any takers?
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Old 02-03-2012, 05:42 PM
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Now that I've got a hacking chest cold, I realized we need a medic. Any takers?
got you covered, supplys may be iffy.a tank has a boiling vessel for soup.
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Old 02-03-2012, 08:56 PM
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Now that I've got a hacking chest cold, I realized we need a medic. Any takers?
So, I was waiting at Cabella's gun counter (as usual) when I read this and was going to respond that Hunterswife did offer to be Medic, but that she might have her hands full with having to deal with a "mancold" and as such, I could totally help her out...
BUT when I typed it out on my phone, the stupid autocorrect kept trying to say "manhood" and I couldn't stop laughing! LOL!
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Old 02-03-2012, 09:22 PM
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I'm currently treating my man cold with wiser's whiskey, and nyquil. I shall be passed out and having wonderful dreams in about 35 minutes. Hope my wife can carry me to bed or I'll be sore in the morning!
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Old 02-03-2012, 09:28 PM
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I'm currently treating my man cold with wiser's whiskey, and nyquil. I shall be passed out and having wonderful dreams in about 35 minutes. Hope my wife can carry me to bed or I'll be sore in the morning!
Wowsers!!!..bad combo...anyway to get back on track....I would like to vote Redfrog and myself to be the old crotchety curmudgeons in the balcony from the Muppet Show....so we can " critique" the whole affair.....

and report back to the national Enquirer.......especially if dark can't find her bear spray.......
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Old 02-03-2012, 09:31 PM
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Wowsers!!!..bad combo...anyway to get back on track....I would like to vote Redfrog and myself to be the old crotchety curmudgeons in the balcony from the Muppet Show....so we can " critique" the whole affair.....

and report back to the national Enquirer.......especially if dark can't find her bear spray.......
You two are in!

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Old 02-03-2012, 10:34 PM
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Hal, do you want to be Statler or Waldorf? Don't let RougeGrenouille get the handsomest choice!
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Old 02-03-2012, 10:49 PM
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Hal, do you want to be Statler or Waldorf? Don't let RougeGrenouille get the handsomest choice!
Statler is uglier therefore must be Hal!
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Old 02-04-2012, 06:12 AM
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Not a problem. I have guns and a bullwhip.
hmmmmmmmmmm.....curiously...I'm in.....
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:12 PM
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Given a lot of the stupid laws being enacted and enforced these days, I figure it's time for a rebellion against the reds.

Time to bump this thread.
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Old 10-11-2012, 03:14 PM
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Did I mention that Red Dawn is probably my most favorite movie ever?

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Old 10-11-2012, 04:06 PM
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We have an open spot for a food inspection agent. Can never be too careful about E-Coli

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Old 10-11-2012, 04:41 PM
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Can't help you with e-coli, but I am pretty handy with traps.........human or otherwise
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Old 10-11-2012, 04:58 PM
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I can wrangle the snakes and other venomous critters. :-)
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Not a problem. I have guns and a bullwhip.
^^^^^^ I love these girls.... LOL
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Old 10-11-2012, 05:56 PM
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Default Need a supply of scotch?

If ya need a scotch supply i can be part of the super elite AO rebel squad, that is until the scotch runs out then you will probably kick me to the curb. I am a plus side fellow who would be a bit o a drain on resources. Or you could pen me in with the others and have a nicely "marbled" meal with things got real tough.
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:10 PM
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We have an open spot for a food inspection agent. Can never be too careful about E-Coli

Any takers?
I once worked in an animal disease lab in the O.S. Longman Building.
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Old 10-11-2012, 06:12 PM
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I once worked in an animal disease lab in the O.S. Longman Building.
Yah ....but then you escaped....

.....and lurk the shadows of AO

I was working at the CFIA containment lab today on Arlington in Winnipeg.....the one where you have to wear "their" clothes before you go in.....including dispoable undies...

.....want to talk about uncomfortable working conditions, those tighty whities are see through and offer no support

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Old 10-11-2012, 06:30 PM
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I was working at the CFIA containment lab today on Arlington in Winnipeg.....the one where you have to wear "their" clothes before you go in.....including dispoable undies...

.....want to talk about uncomfortable working conditions, those tighty whities are see through and offer no support

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Old 10-11-2012, 07:59 PM
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I can wrangle the snakes and other venomous critters. :-)
Well,should we run low
on engine coolant, i could top off the radiator.
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Old 10-11-2012, 09:30 PM
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^^^^^^ I love these girls.... LOL
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Old 10-12-2012, 12:15 AM
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1) I WANT IN , skills : a) emergency medicine (my work), b)leatherworker and c) Competitive pistol shooter - and pretty damn good at it.

2) I can't WAIT for the new Red Dawn to come out. was due for Summer 2012 but china was getting upset that they were the invaders so they've delayed it to make North Korea the new enemy. - haha, yeah right.
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