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Old 06-01-2024, 07:23 PM
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Old 06-02-2024, 10:56 AM
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Especially when your head light shines on a fresh pile of bear crap.
Do the tracks of a cougar family in hours-old snow count too?
I made sure to have trees close behind my neck for the duration of the day.
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Old 06-02-2024, 05:55 PM
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Old 06-02-2024, 10:01 PM
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Old 06-03-2024, 10:28 AM
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What's that noise?
Sounds like a rock caught in the brakes. Don't worry about it.
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Wink That's WhistlinDiesel in case you are wondering

Trying to stay true to your roots.
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Old 06-03-2024, 11:32 PM
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Trying to stay true to your roots.
Made me think of Weird Al's "Amish Paradise".

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It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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Old 06-06-2024, 12:03 AM
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Old 06-06-2024, 07:26 PM
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His pronouns are was and were
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His pronouns are was and were
LOL! It's quite possible he cut down the family tree before spawning more...
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His pronouns are was and were
Soon to be she and her
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