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View Poll Results: Which make of truck do dbags drive?
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Dodge
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359 |
62.22% |
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Chev
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34 |
5.89% |
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GM
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11 |
1.91% |
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Ford
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120 |
20.80% |
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Toyota
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18 |
3.12% |
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Nissan
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13 |
2.25% |
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Other (Explain)
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22 |
3.81% |
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11-09-2015, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Alberta
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Love this thread
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11-09-2015, 08:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Alberta
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Originally Posted by BPM
Was out on the road with a new deployment from Quebec a few years ago in Red Deer. We pull up at a set of lights on Gaetz he asks whats with all the jacked up trucks out here. Asks what this "D Bag" Stereotype rigger out here that he had heard so much about on Depo.
I give the list.
It will be:
A jacked up 5-8 year old Dodge with optional smoke stacks out the truck bed.
It will be black or dark grey.
It will have some sort of Metal Mulisha sticker or stickers on it.
It will have a Cummins sticker. Bonus points for the derrogatory variety like "Cummins on your girlfriend." ETC.
It will have a slip tank, but it will be empty if no "freesel" is available.
It will have a rediculous lightbar array.
It will bellow smoke and accellerate at wide open throttle at all times. All times. All hours. All places. Twice as much in the summer. 4 times as much if first at a stop light.
It will have a white male driver between 22-34 years of age not originally of this province, 5'7-5'10", wearing an MMA shirt, a hat on backwards, with white Oakley Gas Can glasses and a goatee of sorts, arm tattoos of various dragons or kois or barbed wire tribal motif of sorts are also attributes.
This truck driver combo then proceeded to pull up opposing us at the light turning across traffic. The description was 100%. My colleague was blown away.
I smiled and said: thats nothing, we will see that at the next light. We did. 'cept the truck was white.
Your opinions or experienes may vary lol
Also...all welding duellys driven by the above noted driver also qualify.
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You forgot to mention the snowboard goggles hanging from the rear view.
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11-09-2015, 08:22 PM
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Along with the slednex and browning stickers too
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11-09-2015, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by stefk
browning stickers too
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People who don't even hunt have these stickers on there vehicles now....I straight up asked a guy this summer in a parking lot driving a honda civic with the browning sticker on his rear window.
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11-09-2015, 08:28 PM
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I have a " kill it and grill it" and " put. 'Em upand knock 'rm down!" decal in my truck window ! 
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11-09-2015, 08:28 PM
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Location: Alberta
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Originally Posted by whitetail Junkie
People who don't even hunt have these stickers on there vehicles now....I straight up asked a guy this summer in a parking lot driving a honda civic with the browning sticker on his rear window.
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"I like the way it looks"
100% of the replies when you call them out.
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11-09-2015, 08:29 PM
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I often thought the ole Sport Trac was a bit of douchebaggery while driving with a moose in the back of er.
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11-09-2015, 09:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by catnthehat
I have a " kill it and grill it" and " put. 'Em upand knock 'rm down!" decal in my truck window !
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You’re borderline?
Remember I like fire and lava lamps.
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11-09-2015, 09:46 PM
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You forgot to add scrotum to the list, hanging off the hitch. Other wise, bang on..
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11-09-2015, 09:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BPM
Was out on the road with a new deployment from Quebec a few years ago in Red Deer. We pull up at a set of lights on Gaetz he asks whats with all the jacked up trucks out here. Asks what this "D Bag" Stereotype rigger out here that he had heard so much about on Depo.
I give the list.
It will be:
A jacked up 5-8 year old Dodge with optional smoke stacks out the truck bed.
It will be black or dark grey.
It will have some sort of Metal Mulisha sticker or stickers on it.
It will have a Cummins sticker. Bonus points for the derrogatory variety like "Cummins on your girlfriend." ETC.
It will have a slip tank, but it will be empty if no "freesel" is available.
It will have a rediculous lightbar array.
It will bellow smoke and accellerate at wide open throttle at all times. All times. All hours. All places. Twice as much in the summer. 4 times as much if first at a stop light.
It will have a white male driver between 22-34 years of age not originally of this province, 5'7-5'10", wearing an MMA shirt, a hat on backwards, with white Oakley Gas Can glasses and a goatee of sorts, arm tattoos of various dragons or kois or barbed wire tribal motif of sorts are also attributes.
This truck driver combo then proceeded to pull up opposing us at the light turning across traffic. The description was 100%. My colleague was blown away.
I smiled and said: thats nothing, we will see that at the next light. We did. 'cept the truck was white.
Your opinions or experienes may vary lol
Also...all welding duellys driven by the above noted driver also qualify.
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they just don't get it
Last edited by special_fred; 11-09-2015 at 10:06 PM.
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11-09-2015, 09:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Domestique
I believe this is the demographic of 60-70% of all white male Albertans age 22-34, 90% of all White male Albertans from Red Deer north.
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unfortunately this is somewhat true, where are the father figures in this society?
Last edited by special_fred; 11-09-2015 at 10:05 PM.
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11-09-2015, 10:00 PM
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What's a dbag?
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11-09-2015, 10:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe
What's a dbag?
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see first post, see internet google search.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/D-bag
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11-09-2015, 10:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by catnthehat
Personal truck is an F350
Work truck is an F150
Wife's car is a Lincoln MKX
If we had better deals on some other brand we would have bought them.
My F350 is lifted7", 35's, crew cab 8' box with road armour bumpers
6 litre power stroke that is chipped and stripped .
Dies that make be a DBag?! 
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Do you have a giant Tapout decal on the back window, fully tattoo'd arm sleeves but not a single other tattoo and own a pitbull? If so, while there are no gurantees all signs point to quite a good possibility!
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11-09-2015, 10:18 PM
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Location: AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tirebob
Do you have a giant Tapout decal on the back window, fully tattoo'd arm sleeves but not a single other tattoo and own a pitbull? If so, while there are no gurantees all signs point to quite a good possibility!
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I don't think so....but he does have a European leather purse which he bought off my dad and packs it around upland bird hunting 
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11-09-2015, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by special_fred
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Gotcha! Just short for douche bag.
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11-09-2015, 10:20 PM
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Don't ever forget the flat brimmed hat. That is the swan song of dbaggery. Its a good thing because it lets everyone know on sight and no one has to listen when they open their mouthes.
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11-09-2015, 10:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BPM
Was out on the road with a new deployment from Quebec a few years ago in Red Deer. We pull up at a set of lights on Gaetz he asks whats with all the jacked up trucks out here. Asks what this "D Bag" Stereotype rigger out here that he had heard so much about on Depo.
I give the list.
It will be:
A jacked up 5-8 year old Dodge with optional smoke stacks out the truck bed.
It will be black or dark grey.
It will have some sort of Metal Mulisha sticker or stickers on it.
It will have a Cummins sticker. Bonus points for the derrogatory variety like "Cummins on your girlfriend." ETC.
It will have a slip tank, but it will be empty if no "freesel" is available.
It will have a rediculous lightbar array.
It will bellow smoke and accellerate at wide open throttle at all times. All times. All hours. All places. Twice as much in the summer. 4 times as much if first at a stop light.
It will have a white male driver between 22-34 years of age not originally of this province, 5'7-5'10", wearing an MMA shirt, a hat on backwards, with white Oakley Gas Can glasses and a goatee of sorts, arm tattoos of various dragons or kois or barbed wire tribal motif of sorts are also attributes.
This truck driver combo then proceeded to pull up opposing us at the light turning across traffic. The description was 100%. My colleague was blown away.
I smiled and said: thats nothing, we will see that at the next light. We did. 'cept the truck was white.
Your opinions or experienes may vary lol
Also...all welding duellys driven by the above noted driver also qualify.
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Nailed it!!
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11-09-2015, 10:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BPM
Was out on the road with a new deployment from Quebec a few years ago in Red Deer. We pull up at a set of lights on Gaetz he asks whats with all the jacked up trucks out here. Asks what this "D Bag" Stereotype rigger out here that he had heard so much about on Depo.
I give the list.
It will be:
A jacked up 5-8 year old Dodge with optional smoke stacks out the truck bed.
It will be black or dark grey.
It will have some sort of Metal Mulisha sticker or stickers on it.
It will have a Cummins sticker. Bonus points for the derrogatory variety like "Cummins on your girlfriend." ETC.
It will have a slip tank, but it will be empty if no "freesel" is available.
It will have a rediculous lightbar array.
It will bellow smoke and accellerate at wide open throttle at all times. All times. All hours. All places. Twice as much in the summer. 4 times as much if first at a stop light.
It will have a white male driver between 22-34 years of age not originally of this province, 5'7-5'10", wearing an MMA shirt, a hat on backwards, with white Oakley Gas Can glasses and a goatee of sorts, arm tattoos of various dragons or kois or barbed wire tribal motif of sorts are also attributes.
This truck driver combo then proceeded to pull up opposing us at the light turning across traffic. The description was 100%. My colleague was blown away.
I smiled and said: thats nothing, we will see that at the next light. We did. 'cept the truck was white.
Your opinions or experienes may vary lol
Also...all welding duellys driven by the above noted driver also qualify.
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Do you live in Rocky?
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11-09-2015, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Don Andersen
Do you live in Rocky?
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No sorry I'm Calgary Area.
I should say that here are definite additions or deletions from that quick list I provided but glad to see as a whole I'm not far off hahahaha.
Never understood this whole "rolling coal" endemic but hey, Im sure theres people out there that think Im a whackjob back country hick because I like guns and will gladly go a day or 5 without a shower camping in the backwoods without cell service. Oddly enough I made good money over many years as an IT specialist in network and systems engineering. But hey. That was a previous life. Stereotypes as they are would leave me a bit of an odd man out.
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11-09-2015, 11:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BPM
No sorry I'm Calgary Area.
I should say that here are definite additions or deletions from that quick list I provided but glad to see as a whole I'm not far off hahahaha.
Never understood this whole "rolling coal" endemic but hey, Im sure theres people out there that think Im a whackjob back country hick because I like guns and will gladly go a day or 5 without a shower camping in the backwoods without cell service. Oddly enough I made a lot of money over many years as an IT specialist in network and systems engineering. But hey. That was a previous life.
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hence the term, "don't judge a book by its cover"
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11-09-2015, 11:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Roughneck12
Don't ever forget the flat brimmed hat. That is the swan song of dbaggery. Its a good thing because it lets everyone know on sight and no one has to listen when they open their mouthes.
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And the sticker on the brim can't leave that out.
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11-09-2015, 11:22 PM
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Yup. You have to have the sticker.
Are you a Horseman BPM?
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11-09-2015, 11:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Roughneck12
Don't ever forget the flat brimmed hat. That is the swan song of dbaggery.
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Priceless!
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11-09-2015, 11:48 PM
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this is the best poll. chevy/gm way behind and FORD and DODGE way ahead where they belong..
take into account the title of the thread
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11-10-2015, 12:18 AM
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Right on the money
BP- you nailed it lol...
Ahhh the days of being young, mind you.. I've always had a disgust and hate on for "metal mulisha" decals etc, and those insanely funny, yet classy "truck nuts" swinging... I'm old and I don't get the metal mulisha thing, other than a heat score maybe.. Is it music? Or just a "punk" style brand name?
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11-10-2015, 12:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Seige
BP- you nailed it lol...
Ahhh the days of being young, mind you.. I've always had a disgust and hate on for "metal mulisha" decals etc, and those insanely funny, yet classy "truck nuts" swinging... I'm old and I don't get the metal mulisha thing, other than a heat score maybe.. Is it music? Or just a "punk" style brand name?
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its a kid thing, apparently its something to do with jews and nazis? all I ever heard was slayer coming out there trucks though which is a whole different problem in and of itself, go here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Mulisha
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11-10-2015, 12:34 AM
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Lets not forget the female equivalent.
She usually has a big pink decal on the back window of her Dbag truck that says "Crazy Bitch"
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11-10-2015, 05:41 AM
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BPM nailed it. For the none diesel crowd, the 90's Chev/GM is clearly the front runner.
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11-10-2015, 05:57 AM
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How could the monster energy drink decal be left out of this?
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