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One of my favorites is to get your self a large quantity of liquid dish soap, 5 liters at least, and completely cover his vehicle, paying some extra attention to the windows. Let him know about it right away so it doesn't bake onto the car! It doesn't really hurt anything, but will usually cost somewhere in the $40-$50 range at the car wash to get it all off! And make sure you watch him as he goes to leave for the carwash, because the first thing he will do is hit the wipers! lol
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06-12-2010, 09:46 AM
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I have seen synthetic coyote urine as a cover scent ???
I dont know, but pour some down his cab air intake vent and let him enjoy the aroma.
Or as one has mentioned about the spreadable bait, get some and place it on his exhaust manifold and watch it cook 
Used to work in a fish plant I would place a herring that was destined for the reduction plant placed onto a hot engine part and it would cook and smell in no time.
But, this tit for tat game can get out of hand  real fast....
Good Luck.
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06-12-2010, 11:05 AM
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If you are familiar enough to get access to inside his house, use the bathroom. Duct tape a fish to the underside of the toilet tank. I also like the jar and cork.
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06-12-2010, 11:55 AM
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stuff a potato as far up his exhaust as you can with a stick  |
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New school version. Use a can of expanding foam, attach a couple of feet of 3/16 inch flexible tubing for deep penetration. It works, ask my neighbor 
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06-12-2010, 12:09 PM
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Funny if you have some budget...when I was younger we pried open the sunroof of our principals car and filled it with those giant generic bags of puffed wheat.....funny as hell a minor inconvenience and no damage
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06-12-2010, 12:17 PM
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.....funny as hell a minor inconvenience and no damage
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That's about as far as a prank should go, IMO
Gosh some of you guys are vengeful! 
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06-12-2010, 01:38 PM
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That's about as far as a prank should go, IMO
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Sorry guys, this goes way beyond a prank and deserves to be treated accordingly. You damaged it. FIX it, or there will be repercussions. Why is it some of the brightest people are also the least mature?
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06-12-2010, 04:29 PM
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One of my favorites is to get your self a large quantity of liquid dish soap, 5 liters at least, and completely cover his vehicle, paying some extra attention to the windows. Let him know about it right away so it doesn't bake onto the car! It doesn't really hurt anything, but will usually cost somewhere in the $40-$50 range at the car wash to get it all off! And make sure you watch him as he goes to leave for the carwash, because the first thing he will do is hit the wipers! lol
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thats a good one! it would be a bugger to get it off. nice. will have to remember that one.
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06-12-2010, 04:34 PM
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You guys are the best! 
Obviously, I do not want to do anything to cause damages (not yet anyway...). Just wanna even up the score and then some.
Will the potato cause damage, or just grief? I've only ever seen it done, but not placed deeply, and the truck backfired it out. I'm presuming the car will run like crap until the potato bakes??
I like the toothpick in the lock trick (driver's door only), Amy's idea about the zip straps on an axel falls perfectly into the game plan, putting vasoline on the wiper blades is sheer brilliance!
All scent-based solutions shall be reserved for round two of the inevitable escalation of hostilities. Round three will involve live animals, round four will........ aaahhh, don't wanna give too much away just yet!
Keep 'em coming!
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06-12-2010, 05:17 PM
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I put my buddies car up for sale one time as a wedding joke. Took his VIN through the windshield, took photos of the car while at work, and paid the $80 for an autotrader add.
listing price was half of what the car was worth, said "Unnexpected Wedding Expenses, must sell this week". I think the total count of phone calls was somewhere around 230.
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06-12-2010, 05:38 PM
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Borrow one of Mrs Tree's 9x11 shallow pans. Mix 3 oz.'s glyphosate(Round-Up) with one gallon of water. In the middle of the night carry the jug and the pan over to the sidewalk in front of neighbours house. Switch from running shoes to your rubber boots. Pour mixed glyphosate into the pan situated at the very edge of neighbours lawn. Step carefully into the pan then walk a pattern on neighbours lawn. Step out of the rubber boots whenever you don't want to "create" a pattern. When all done change back into running shoes and carry the boots, jug and pan back home. Depending how much you like your OTHER neighbours you could leave the boots and pan at one of their garbage cans or ? 
No permanent damage but he will have to look at your boot prints for the entire summer. The lawn will start to fill back in next year or it can be dug and re-seeded later in the same summer.
PS. Prolly best not to write "TreeGuy was here" 
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Head down to the local pet store and spend $20 on catnip (that's a poop load of catnip last I checked). Wait for an opportune moment and spread it in his back yard, flower beds, anywhere that strikes your fancy.
NB. Keep the store receipt for the catnip cause if you get pulled over by the police they will NEVER believe it is all just catnip.
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06-12-2010, 06:00 PM
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prepay for a few subscriptions to gay porn magazines in his name, and put his other next door neighbor's address on it.
You will laugh for months at the neighbor delivering his gay porn.
Best of all, insurance companies wont have to be involved to damaged interiors, dentists wont get new boats for repair bills, and there will be no chance of jail time involved.
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06-12-2010, 06:19 PM
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prepay for a few subscriptions to gay porn magazines in his name, and put his other next door neighbor's address on it.
You will laugh for months at the neighbor delivering his gay porn.
Best of all, insurance companies wont have to be involved to damaged interiors, dentists wont get new boats for repair bills, and there will be no chance of jail time involved. |
You sir are a Genius
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06-12-2010, 06:22 PM
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That^^^^^^^^^is awesome^^^^^^^!
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06-12-2010, 06:48 PM
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prepay for a few subscriptions to gay porn magazines in his name, and put his other next door neighbor's address on it.
You will laugh for months at the neighbor delivering his gay porn.
Best of all, insurance companies wont have to be involved to damaged interiors, dentists wont get new boats for repair bills, and there will be no chance of jail time involved. |
Ohhhhhhhhh,I love it! That's M O N E Y!!!!!
I'm sure I will use this 1 in the future.
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06-12-2010, 08:22 PM
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I have two friends that play pranks on each other. One guy put a dead skunk in the other guys mail box. So the other guy took the skunk, cranked down the other guys spare tire from under the truck, put the skunk in the rim and cranked it back up. Skunk was nearly bones by time buddy found it!
No real harm done, and no one thinks to look for a smell coming from the Spare tire!
Really Fun Thread!
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06-12-2010, 08:52 PM
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06-12-2010, 09:47 PM
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Jack up the rear axle of his truck so his tires are about 2mm off the ground. Block both sides and do the same to the front.
Depending on how smart he is, it could take a while before he figures it out.
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06-12-2010, 09:50 PM
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Tree did you know that if you phone the Mormons, Jehovah witnesses and tell them that you would like them to pay a vist to your home ( your neighbors home that is ) they will come over for a visit and or leave tons of literature? Also companies that sell Depends and other incontenince supplies will deliver free samples to your friend. Viagra, Cialis and others will also sends tons of literature if requested. Tampon samples etc will also be delivered free of charge to a requested address. All of these companies have 1 800 #'s so the possibilities are quite endless my friend plus they will flood your neighbor with literature and coupons for many many years to come. It's like the gift that just keeps giving and giving. Best of all no property damage or potential visits from law enforcemant. 
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06-12-2010, 09:54 PM
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LOL that's awesome, and no you certainly have not.
Me either.
Not me.
Me either.
I like pie.....
sorry, the voices in my head sometimes take over....
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06-12-2010, 10:04 PM
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1. Buy two cans of shaving cream, the bigger the better.
2. Freeze said cans in the deep freeze
3. Remove frozen contents from cans with a hack saw and tin snips
4. Place both frozen shaving cream logs under his hood or wherever you can on the vehicle.
5. When the shaving cream thaws it will expand to about 10x its original volume and create a total mess.
6. Watch and laugh when he fires up his truck the next morning.
The stuff stinks like hell when it burns.
Total Cost: $6
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06-12-2010, 10:05 PM
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LOL that's awesome, and no you certainly have not.
Me either.
Not me.
Me either.
I like pie.....
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Ken just remember that even though the voices aren't real they do come up with some pretty good ideas, they've never steered me wrong yet
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06-12-2010, 10:08 PM
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1. Buy two cans of shaving cream, the bigger the better.
2. Freeze said cans in the deep freeze
3. Remove frozen contents from cans with a hack saw and tin snips
4. Place both frozen shaving cream logs under his hood or wherever you can on the vehicle.
5. When the shaving cream thaws it will expand to about 10x its original volume and create a total mess.
6. Watch and laugh when he fires up his truck the next morning.
The stuff stinks like hell when it burns.
Total Cost: $6
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plus if it is a F150 5.4 he wont be able to wash it out. Ask me how I know 
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06-12-2010, 10:32 PM
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Tree, I have not read all of this thread but here are my thoughts. Don't do anything that will start an all out war or something you will regret because he will have to replace or have a major cleaning to get any stench out. Otherwise nothing permanent mostly.
If I was to use any scents I would just get some spray in air freshner and blow a whole can in it. It will take a month or 2 to get it back to normal kind of thing but he will not be happy in the mean time. If you use skunk or sardine or stuff like that it may be a permanent thing and it is a bad stench. At least if it is flowery or if it smells like pine tree it ain't so bad after it fades.
That's my 2 cents for the day
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06-12-2010, 10:50 PM
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I do enjoy a good prank and have completed many successful pranks and have been victim to some as well. My suggestion is two parts.
Remove his hubcap 1 or 2 and place three or four marbles in each. Wont cause any damage and the noise will make him will something is wrong.
As well lube up his windshield wipers with Vaseline (lots) and maybe put four or five Vaseline thumb prints on the windshield in his site line (drivers side). When he jumps in his vechile he will see your thumb print. He will turn on his wipers and his whole windshield will be covered in smeared Vaseline which will cause no damage and will be a bitch to clean.
Thats my suggestion.
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06-12-2010, 11:06 PM
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Don't forget in behind the door handle so when he goes to grab it, he sticks his fingers in (you choose)...
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06-12-2010, 11:41 PM
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Just a technical "enhancement" of kens suggestion.
If you can get his email addy compose a heartfelt description of him,( IE his hang outs, hobbies etc,) with a pic of him doing yard work or something on the many gay dating sites/message boards. (do this from a public computer)
Think local so he has "solicitations" while doing his normal things like buying groceries and having a beer somewhere in the city ...think international so he wonders why he is reiceiving pics of a german man wearing leather pajamas.
The world is at your fingertips.
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payback ...
borrow a roll of shrinkwrap.
get some help, and maybe have a couple beers or whatever.
cover some large strategic parts of the vehicle with the shrinkwrap and then spray paint whatever comes to mind.. [make sure not to overspray] now here is the best part. if you can get back to the vehicle and remove the graffiti between the time he calls the cops and they arrive. he will look like an idiot.
the gay porn one works but it can really mess up some ones life. i prefer to send a blow up sheep to their workplace..
and then there is a wonderfull chemical called DMSO
any way just remember--- payback can be a bit##.
cheers and good pranking
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Subscriptions and information on erectile dysfunction delivered to his workplace is always a good one. Also works for STD pamphlets.....
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