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11-15-2023, 06:46 PM
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Or simply bring some TP.
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I agree. I’m never without it in the woods.
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11-15-2023, 07:24 PM
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Aww, come on!
They told us about these back in '93. Does nobody else remember this? 
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11-15-2023, 07:47 PM
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If you use TP, make sure to put it in a ziploc bag.
Mine got wet once, it sucked.
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11-15-2023, 08:07 PM
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99% of the Time TP is packed with me always but the very few times it was,nt off came the socks 
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We have a tradition grabbing the fresh Sub sandwich when going hunting, so we also ask for a few extra napkins- for just “in case”…. They did come handy more than a few times!
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11-15-2023, 08:16 PM
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There is always another option- an adult diaper/pull up especially when it’s cold outside- you will get all nice and warm…
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11-15-2023, 08:24 PM
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Sleeves off your t-shirt work well and you don't end up with blisters on your feet lol
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Nowadays I seem to wear a lot of money in clothing around so cutting pieces off of them is kinda outta the question. Extra careful nowadays about carrying a part roll of bowel towel around with me
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11-15-2023, 08:33 PM
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Is there some problem with using good old fashioned TP? That is always in a place of honour in my hunting pack. What am I missing here?
Don’t tell me it’s unsightly cause I have seen all the Tim cups, nitrile gloves and tin cans littering the cut lines and lease roads and kill sites . And besides, if I see a wad of TP on the ground I know to steer clear of that real estate.
I use the moss and leaves that you fellas seem fond of to cover the TP I leave behind
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Agree, there is always room for a roll in your pack. I take a larger freezer zip lock bag for the TP and a sandwich zip lock filled with wet wipes for any needed clean job. Put the wet wipe bag with the tp, squeeze the air out and flatten. Takes up so little room, adds no weight and your never reaching for an alternative.
Find a nice fallen poplar and no squatting too.
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11-15-2023, 08:43 PM
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More likely to forget my gun than I would TP..
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11-15-2023, 08:47 PM
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TP is also a great biodegradable option for marking blood trails. I don't leave home without it.
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11-15-2023, 09:03 PM
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There is always another option- an adult diaper/pull up especially when it’s cold outside- you will get all nice and warm… |
I've heard of little old ladies wearing Depends in Vegas casinos, this beats that. 
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Did Sly ever figure that one out? 
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11-15-2023, 10:49 PM
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There's nothing more valuable that TP in the backcountry!
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Agreed! Always have TP no matter if it’s on a river trip in the canoe, my hunting pack or truck! I never count on an outhouse having any so always bring my own! Also have a small bottle of hand sanitizer that doubles if I need to start a fire.
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11-15-2023, 11:17 PM
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Regular ol' s*it tickets for me
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My hunting bags all have TP and wet ones in them, same goes with both vehicles, my leukemia meds play tricks on me and sometimes I have 2 minutes to hit the ditch or find an approach, every pair of pants I own has TP in the back pocket when I put them on, it's kind of like putting your socks on in the morning, you just do it. 
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Post edited as my Depends idea was already mentioned...hehe.
I simply carry a small pack of kleenex. Fits well in pockets.
And no, it does not have to be complicated... 
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We have a tradition grabbing the fresh Sub sandwich when going hunting, so we also ask for a few extra napkins- for just “in case”…. They did come handy more than a few times!
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If their subs give you the squirts ya gotta change it up....but we all enjoy a good bowel movement
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They told us about these back in '93. Does nobody else remember this? |
I don't think they ever explained how they work. I hope I have some tp in my pocket if I ever wake up in the future.
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11-16-2023, 09:11 AM
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99% of the Time TP is packed with me always but the very few times it was,nt off came the socks |
I am 99.9% of the time and the once and only one time, I forgot; off came the t-shirt sleeves.....Hahahaha
Worse yet is when you look to behind you to inspect your Rembrandt and it isn't there.....Because it is in your underwear....I hate those one-piece/trap door long johns.......hahahahaha
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Geebus!
C'Mon! You boys r missing out on a great opportunity to McGyver!
Don't do thimbleberry when green....it makes da rash....
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11-16-2023, 09:35 AM
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Just fold up a few pieces of paper towel and slip into a pocket.......
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11-16-2023, 09:38 AM
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I am 99.9% of the time and the once and only one time, I forgot; off came the t-shirt sleeves.....Hahahaha
Worse yet is when you look to behind you to inspect your Rembrandt and it isn't there.....Because it is in your underwear....I hate those one-piece/trap door long johns.......hahahahaha
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Had a buddy who wore coveralls to hunt, one frosty morning after breakfast at the Cow Lake store he got a cramp. Jumped out behind the truck to take care of it and crapped in his coveralls. Jumped back in and I said are you sure you left it outside. Rolled down the windows until we got to our parking spot. He got out and this big wet stain on the back of his coveralls. Luckily he brought a change of clothes. If he hadn't he would have had to ride in the back of the truck.
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11-16-2023, 09:53 AM
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They told us about these back in '93. Does nobody else remember this? |
As for Dude Wipes. They arent any different than standard Cottonelle wipes from Costco are they????
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I know this thread is about alternatives and using nature but I use these…
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As for Dude Wipes. They arent any different than standard Cottonelle wipes from Costco are they????
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The main difference is that the Dude Wipes are individually wrapped.
I think the Cottonelle wipes ( https://www.costco.ca/cottonelle-flu...100425361.html) would be more economical, but recent reviews indicate that the quality has declined (they are thinner now).
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11-16-2023, 05:55 PM
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Forget tp, baby wipes.
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This summer I was caught short about 100 yards from the truck. You know those events, no matter what contortions or clenching I tried I wasn’t gonna make it.
I figured to use my underwear but luckily there was spagnum moss there. I’ll tell ya’ that stuff works!
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Geebus!
C'Mon! You boys r missing out on a great opportunity to McGyver!
Don't do thimbleberry when green....it makes da rash....
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And don't lick your fingers off after...again..
Next time....amirite?
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