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It's hard to Soar with the Eagles when you're flying with the Turkeys.
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The only dink-measuring contest men don't embrace with enthusiasm is an actual dink-measuring contest.
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The only one I can think of right at this second:
Blame Yourself! - Mr. D.
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In the summer, when its hot and sticky
thats no time to dunk your dicky
But when the frost is on the pumpkin
THATS the time for dinky dunkin
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Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.
After one hour, open the trunk and see who is happiest to see you!!! 
If you won't stand behind our Troops,
Feel free to stand in front of them!!!!!
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Skydive, not to escape life, but to prevent life from escaping.
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Wow guys I'm supper impressed ... 35 replies in under 10 hours!.... Keep it going some great stuff here( some quite funny too)
-a couple more I like
No man is an island
The future belongs to those who see possibility before it becomes obvious
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"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your s**t, then you deserve it." Francis Vincint Zappa
"I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHER****ERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out."
Francis Vincint Zappa
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open."
Francis Vincint Zappa
.................. More Zappa Quotes
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"Don't fight with an Irish woman, you'll lose!!!..bad".....
By men world wide.
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I never have been a believer in absence making the heart grow fonder, but I am 100% positive that abstinence makes the fond grow harder. 
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Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought..... 
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If you want something done right pay the professional after he has packed up his tools.
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Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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02-23-2013, 12:22 PM
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"If you can't find the time to do it right the first time, where will you find time on the second or third."
" things here can be done three ways right , fast or cheap. Right is not fast or cheap. cheap is not right or fast. Fast is not cheap or right . The choice is yours."
"Job description, a terrible excuse for a personality."
"A man is gauged by the time dealing with hard ship, an easy life builds little of worth."
"Want what you have"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fishnafterwork
'Inspirational' quotes . . .
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Seems quite a few here have missed your point ^ (main idea) ... a lot of the quotes posted here are about as 'inspirational' as a dead frog.
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Be the Change you wish to see in the world
Mahatma Gandhi
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Times fun when you're having flies...... Redfrog
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It isn't a question of who will allow me, but who will stop me.. Ayn Rand
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It's like wiping your arse with a hoola hoop!
Pain heals, chicks dig scares, glory lasts forever.
You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
Some do, some don't, some will, some won't. Which one are you?
Chit or get off of the pot!
I'm a realist, none of this, is the glass half full or half empty stuff, I want to know where the other half of the glasses contents went.
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Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....The closer you are to the end, the faster it goes
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02-23-2013, 02:25 PM
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Here's one Jamie said to me on the phone... I've heard it before but means so much more when it's said with passion
"shoot for the moon ... if you miss you will land with the stars"
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02-23-2013, 02:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Speckle55
Be the Change you wish to see in the world
Mahatma Gandhi
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One of my fav's so far
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"Life consists not in the cards you were dealt, but in playing those you hold well."
"A brave arm makes a short sword long."
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"Get a haircut and get a real job"
"Life is hard and then you die"
" I don't want to hear can't , ...If you can't ,,,,,then you can't work here " ( My boss said that to me when I was a first yr welder I finished my ticket working there )
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you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take.
today is the first day of the rest of your life, disrespect my daughter and it will be your last.
Don't leave paw prints on your girlfriends white shirt, (experiance)
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Not my favourite, but probably the most effective;
"No chores, no supper."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KegRiver
Not my favourite, but probably the most effective;
"No chores, no supper."
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We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.
Ronald Reagan
Either get busy living, or get busy dying!
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K.I.S.S
Keep it simple stupid!
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TF
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"I'd love to agree with you, but then we would both be wrong"
"what people think of me is none of my business"
"I will die alot things, but I wont die a bad father"
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If I die please dont let my woman sell my guns for what I told her that I paid for them
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"It is finished"
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There is no God higher than truth - Gandhi
Protect the oppressed even if an enemy, never forgive the traitor especially if he is your friend
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Dont follow the path , get there early and leave a trail.
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
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