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That if you want to get the recipe just right you have to chew the hide just long enough so the hair and spit reaches a nice gumbo like consistancy. At that point spit it into a spittoon from the 50's and then you have to......
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add a couple drams of single malt scotch and red beans. Served with rice and a nice cold beer...it is catnip for women and they will....
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aa turn on for him, but nothing like balonga and..................
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The elusive Tasmanian gutter .......
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......... Mean while ol Reeve's was stewin about thrown a gas powered washin machine engine in his 1971 pinto pro gasser ........
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Banana peels and that watery chit that's on top of ketchup befor you shake it. This fuel was so volitile that he almost blew his .........
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....arse off just mixing it. Attracted by all the commotion, BGSH came over to investigate and couldn't believe that....
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....arse off just mixing it. Attracted by all the commotion, BGSH came over to investigate and couldn't believe that....
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They were using banana peels, everyone knows that you get the best fuel when you use canned pork and beans along with.......
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called flatulencealbertasources, which has received funding from the Redford Government in hopes of reducing the amount of........
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heat danielle smiths house. Wait, aren't they enemies??? DOH! Meanwhile in Ottawa, Obama was visiting talking about...
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bb356 got jealous and started to throw a hissy fit like a 12 year old girl. But no fear, Redneck Posse walked over to bb356 with a bottle of babyoil and said.......
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bb356 got jealous and started to throw a hissy fit like a 12 year old girl. But no fear, Redneck Posse walked over to bb356 with a bottle of babyoil and said.......
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I'm a dancing queen , then sticks his hand out to albertabigbore and , albertabigbore lays down the hammer and ships redneck posse back to Kenya ans yells Slowwwwwwwwwwww Down .
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I'm shocked this threads still alive .
I'm a dancing queen , then sticks his hand out to albertabigbore and , albertabigbore lays down the hammer and ships redneck posse back to Kenya ans yells Slowwwwwwwwwwww Down .
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After several rounds of sour puss and tequila, they notice out on the street in front of the Rusty nail, which is right next door to the greasy spoon, a hard of Samsquatch's playing kick the..................
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