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11-25-2017, 11:14 AM
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The evolution of this thread can be explained only by the failure of teachers ...
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I think this space launch is Darwin at work.
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11-25-2017, 11:18 AM
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Heck, he’d even be able to take more photos because he wouldn’t have to be frantically pulling on the parking brake like Wile E Coyote while trying to delay his impending death...... )
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The park brake would work if he had air brakes.
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11-25-2017, 11:25 AM
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Edit: Turns out I don't know how to insert an image. At any rate, our education system is really failing in the most epic of ways
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11-25-2017, 11:48 AM
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hope this wasn't major Don
Mystery fireball seen breaking up over Saskatchewan, Alberta
There are burning questions after reports of*a fireball breaking up over Saskatchewan and Alberta Friday night.
Videos shared on social media show a bright light in the sky that appears to be breaking up and burning with pieces falling away.
The object was visible across a large swathe of Saskatchewan and Alberta, with sightings*in Regina, Gravelbourg, Pierceland, Clavet, Zehner*and*Punnichy,*Sask., as well as Medicine Hat,*and Seven Persons, Alta.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskat...2017-1.4419790
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11-25-2017, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by bat119
Mystery fireball seen breaking up over Saskatchewan, Alberta
There are burning questions after reports of*a fireball breaking up over Saskatchewan and Alberta Friday night.
Videos shared on social media show a bright light in the sky that appears to be breaking up and burning with pieces falling away.
The object was visible across a large swathe of Saskatchewan and Alberta, with sightings*in Regina, Gravelbourg, Pierceland, Clavet, Zehner*and*Punnichy,*Sask., as well as Medicine Hat,*and Seven Persons, Alta.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskat...2017-1.4419790
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That thing crashed beside my bush camp about 11:00 last night.. plywood, pipe and duct tape scattered everywhere. A dishevelled guy walked into camp, a goofy grin on his crispy burnt face and smouldering suit. Stuck his hand out and said "howdy brother...I'm Don Parsons"......mumbled something about miscalculating the ballistic coefficient of his space unit........so I made us a fresh pot of coffee.
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11-25-2017, 12:26 PM
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That thing crashed beside my bush camp about 11:00 last night.. plywood, pipe and duct tape scattered everywhere. A dishevelled guy walked into camp, a goofy grin on his crispy burnt face and smouldering suit. Stuck his hand out and said "howdy brother...I'm Don Parsons"......mumbled something about miscalculating the ballistic coefficient of his space unit........so I made us a fresh pot of coffee.
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11-25-2017, 01:00 PM
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ground control has lost all contact with non major Don as of last night, last known trajectory was in the seven parsons area, anyone seeing a funny lookin guy with a tin foil hat and a black powder burnt butt, report sighting immediately, NO Reward at this time though!!!
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11-25-2017, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by makin tracks
ground control has lost all contact with non major Don as of last night, last known trajectory was in the seven parsons area, anyone seeing a funny lookin guy with a tin foil hat and a black powder burnt butt, report sighting immediately, NO Reward at this time though!!!
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11-25-2017, 01:24 PM
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Another Rocketman lol
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Maybe he'd like to take Trudeau along as a passenger?
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Now this is a great idea.
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11-25-2017, 02:36 PM
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What drugs are you on? Serious question... or is it a mental disability?
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non major don may be on to something! all the great thinkers and doo'rs have there detractors, a bit of fun perhaps.
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11-25-2017, 10:48 PM
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Don, you are killing me...God Speed my friend.
...and the air brakes...too funny! I laughed until I stopped.
Finally something worth reading on AOF.
This and the wire-worm thread...great stuff guys
I can't wait to get on the ice.
Nytro and Clam are pointed out the garage
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11-25-2017, 11:17 PM
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Not so funny watching yet another CIA inspired cause to set up more "missile defense" bases around Mother Russia. All these "anti-Iranian threat" bases in East Europe, then more missiles in Japan "for the funny guy in North Korea", and now this - like a carte blanche to put them anywhere an idiot might live!? Russia will be encircled in no time!
Are there any more poorly defended peninsulas on the Google map? (Winter Olympics year is just around the corner anyway)
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11-26-2017, 06:03 AM
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To all the people taking shots at the guy, people are talking about him. No-one is talking about you.
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Non Major Don calling Zama ground control, do you have a copy, over.
This is Zama Control, we hear you loud and clear, over.
Copy that Zama Control, I'm guessing I've been up here for quite some time, all I can say is that I'm dumb-founded if the planet is round or flat-nos-osphere.
I'd almost say that earth looks like a big old sausage more than anything. LOL.
This blows many ideas out the window I guess
Not round square, egg, dill pickle, or flat-nos-osphere.
But then again its hard to get a handle on things since I'm zipping along at 18.000 mpr up side down in a 36" oil field chunk of Drill Casing wearing a Jeathrow Bowdean tin-foil space suit with a 1968 open face Ski-doo helmit on, over.
This is Zama Control, copy that Non Major Don.
Did you see any signs of where the oceans are flowing over the edges of the flat-nos-osphere that might produce a vapor trail, over.
Not yet Zama Control, I talked to the Cow that jumped over the moon last night and she said she didn't see anything like that either. No one up here doesn't seem to know much of any thing that's happening.
A few funny looking Little green dudes came and sat down with us, they started shooting the chit about this and that,,, but they weren't much help either.
I'm still game planning some more ways to find out if we live on a flat-os-phere or big blue marble.
The answers have to be out there somewhere ground control, over.
Zama ground control, we copy that Non Major Don.
Keep us posted if you find out more, over.
Rodger 10-4 on that Zama ground control.
Non Major Don tin-foil hat as I discover where no man has gone before.
I will report back as soon as I loosen my chin strap on my 1968 open face Ski-doo helmit.
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11-26-2017, 08:57 AM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Major Don do you see any signs of intelligent life?
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11-26-2017, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Don_Parsons
Non Major Don calling Zama ground control, do you have a copy, over.
This is Zama Control, we hear you loud and clear, over.
Copy that Zama Control, I'm guessing I've been up here for quite some time, all I can say is that I'm dumb-founded if the planet is round or flat-nos-osphere.
I'd almost say that earth looks like a big old sausage more than anything. LOL.
This blows many ideas out the window I guess
Not round square, egg, dill pickle, or flat-nos-osphere.
But then again its hard to get a handle on things since I'm zipping along at 18.000 mpr up side down in a 36" oil field chunk of Drill Casing wearing a Jeathrow Bowdean tin-foil space suit with a 1968 open face Ski-doo helmit on, over.
This is Zama Control, copy that Non Major Don.
Did you see any signs of where the oceans are flowing over the edges of the flat-nos-osphere that might produce a vapor trail, over.
Not yet Zama Control, I talked to the Cow that jumped over the moon last night and she said she didn't see anything like that either. No one up here doesn't seem to know much of any thing that's happening.
A few funny looking Little green dudes came and sat down with us, they started shooting the chit about this and that,,, but they weren't much help either.
I'm still game planning some more ways to find out if we live on a flat-os-phere or big blue marble.
The answers have to be out there somewhere ground control, over.
Zama ground control, we copy that Non Major Don.
Keep us posted if you find out more, over.
Rodger 10-4 on that Zama ground control.
Non Major Don tin-foil hat as I discover where no man has gone before.
I will report back as soon as I loosen my chin strap on my 1968 open face Ski-doo helmit.
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11-28-2017, 08:36 AM
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ground control to non major Don!!
hey your mom called,
she wanted to know when your coming home for supper?
says the street lights are on!!!
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11-28-2017, 09:04 AM
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Major Don do you see any signs of intelligent life?
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You might find it by adjusting the rear view mirror ... but, if you are already in the air, don’t count the guy looking back at you.
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11-28-2017, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Don_Parsons
Non Major Don calling Zama ground control, do you have a copy, over.
This is Zama Control, we hear you loud and clear, over.
Copy that Zama Control, I'm guessing I've been up here for quite some time, all I can say is that I'm dumb-founded if the planet is round or flat-nos-osphere.
I'd almost say that earth looks like a big old sausage more than anything. LOL.
This blows many ideas out the window I guess
Not round square, egg, dill pickle, or flat-nos-osphere.
But then again its hard to get a handle on things since I'm zipping along at 18.000 mpr up side down in a 36" oil field chunk of Drill Casing wearing a Jeathrow Bowdean tin-foil space suit with a 1968 open face Ski-doo helmit on, over.
This is Zama Control, copy that Non Major Don.
Did you see any signs of where the oceans are flowing over the edges of the flat-nos-osphere that might produce a vapor trail, over.
Not yet Zama Control, I talked to the Cow that jumped over the moon last night and she said she didn't see anything like that either. No one up here doesn't seem to know much of any thing that's happening.
A few funny looking Little green dudes came and sat down with us, they started shooting the chit about this and that,,, but they weren't much help either.
I'm still game planning some more ways to find out if we live on a flat-os-phere or big blue marble.
The answers have to be out there somewhere ground control, over.
Zama ground control, we copy that Non Major Don.
Keep us posted if you find out more, over.
Rodger 10-4 on that Zama ground control.
Non Major Don tin-foil hat as I discover where no man has gone before.
I will report back as soon as I loosen my chin strap on my 1968 open face Ski-doo helmit.
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Just gonna send it!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzOUgwsQ_hM
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11-28-2017, 09:43 AM
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Non Major Don calling Zama ground control, over.
This is Zama ground control, we hear you Tin-foil hat Don, how are things going, over.
Things are going ok Zama Control, I've been letting the Monkey drive the Oil field Chuck of casing space ship the Last few days,,, he slipped up and made a wrong turn as we ended up at the Moon,,, Oh Boy... over
Copy that Non Major Don
Were you able to find out if earth is a flat-os-phere, over.
Yes & No Zama Control.
Looking at earth from the Moon I get the impression that its kinda shaped like a big blue dillpickel Zama.
Ok, a dillpickel ish contour but with a more abrasive texture then a regular pickle pickle if you know what I mean.
Kinda round, flat-os-phere, pickle I guess. I'm afraid the Monkey and I will be up here for awhile as we try to take some pictures and tape measure our planet. Ho Hummmmm,,, life is tuffer then I thought when you find your self couped up with a Monkey in a Oil field chunk of Drill Casing wearing a Jeathrow Bowdean tin-foil suit with a open face Ski-doo helmit that is way to tight. LOL
We are about to sling shot around the back side of the Moon Zama Control, so it will be a few days before the Monkey or I get back with you. Ha. I have to admit that this Monkey is pretty smart Zama Control.
Hopefully he is able to turn this ship around so we can get a better view of or flat-nos-osphere, over
Copy that Non Major tin-foil hat Don.
This is Zama ground control signing off till we hear form you when you pass by the dark side of the Moon. Over.
Thanks again Zama ground control, Non Major Don logging off for now.
Will Non Major Don & the Monkey be able to pull this off, what's the chances that they find themselves going the right way or even better then that,,, becoming best of buddies.
Non of us will know this till we tune in next week on the grate discoveries of
Round earth of Flat-nos-osphere.
This documentary is brought to you by kibble & bits,,, if all else fails,,, bits of kibble will get you by
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Maybe the Flat Earth people are using reverse psychology to get a free trip to space to be proven wrong.
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Wait for it
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If it's flat, then isn't it easier to just jump off the edge of it?
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If it's flat, then isn't it easier to just jump off the edge of it?
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No cause Antarctica surrounds the flat earth so you'd have to make it over the ice wall and into no mans land......
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No cause Antarctica surrounds the flat earth so you'd have to make it over the ice wall and into no mans land......
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A fire breathing dragon would take care of that in a hurry!
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Bushrat and Major Don are my heroes!
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Coyote fur - plentiful, renewable, biodegradable, organic, natural, gluten-free, sustainable, free of pesticides, herbicides, antibiotics and steroids, does not need pipelines for transport, supports first Nation trappers, produced in Canada, keeps you warm and looks great.
Down-side: may contain lead.
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My son got me onto Larry Enticer. I have a 79 Enticer, 340. It hurts to see him jump those good ole Yammys. How he walked away from a couple of those jumps is beyond me. Booze and cameras
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12-11-2017, 05:40 PM
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To all the people taking shots at the guy, people are talking about him. No-one is talking about you.
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If I strip naked, paint my wedding tackle blaze orange and run through an elementary school singing Pop Goes the Weasel theres a good chance people will talk.
That doesn't mean it's a good idea.
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It's against the law, and why you would even go there truly begs the question.
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