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11-06-2012, 08:12 PM
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An Ethical Hunting Dilemma
OK, so you're out hunting and it's the beginning
of the rut, bucks and does are running around like
they have no brain whatsoever, you know your
buddy is in the next blind over and you're both
hoping to get a deer on opening weekend, when
all of a sudden you look out to your left and see this.....
.....What are you supposed to do?
Do you shoot the one with the
bigger rack.......or the gay one?
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11-06-2012, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by fishunter
OK, so you're out hunting and it's the beginning
of the rut, bucks and does are running around like
they have no brain whatsoever, you know your
buddy is in the next blind over and you're both
hoping to get a deer on opening weekend, when
all of a sudden you look out to your left and see this.....
.....What are you supposed to do?
Do you shoot the one with the
bigger rack.......or the gay one?
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hahahahahaha 
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11-06-2012, 08:47 PM
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I think the correct answer is the one with the bigger rack....but we're talking deer. I was thinking of a different scenario. 
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11-06-2012, 08:49 PM
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...I'd put the poor doe out of her misery... 
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11-06-2012, 08:50 PM
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I'd be laughing so hard there's no way I'd be able to steady my rifle! 
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11-06-2012, 08:55 PM
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First place
Sometimes being first tent all it's cracked up to be!!
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11-06-2012, 08:57 PM
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Looks like a couple of politicians on a taxpayer. 
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.....out of bounds.....but funny none the less!
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11-06-2012, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by vcmm
Looks like a couple of politicians on a taxpayer. |
now thats funny right there,
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11-06-2012, 09:11 PM
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Lucky, the one with the bigger rack is also the gay one because he is the one ta....sorry bad taste...but easy decision!
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11-06-2012, 09:13 PM
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Lol,, how stupid..
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11-06-2012, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pincherguy
now thats funny right there,
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Yup !!!
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11-06-2012, 10:48 PM
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Shoot the doe ....the two bucks will stand around wondering what the Hell happened.......then shoot the big guy....tag both...go home and enjoy.
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11-07-2012, 07:18 AM
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Someone needs to start a poll to determine which one is gay..........the pitcher the catcher or both?
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11-07-2012, 10:46 AM
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Shoot your way down from the top. If you shoot the doe the pile will collapse and the other two will spook and be gone.
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11-07-2012, 02:00 PM
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Bottom up
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Originally Posted by Okotokian
Shoot your way down from the top. If you shoot the doe the pile will collapse and the other two will spook and be gone.
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Shoot the doe, the gay one will keep humping the male, giving you time to reload and shoot the gay one, which will then give you enough time to shoot the straight one as bucks , much like men will take the time to kick the gay deer while he's dead once he realizes what happened.
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11-07-2012, 08:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4thredneck
Someone needs to start a poll to determine which one is gay..........the pitcher the catcher or both?
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Your only gay if you r the receiver.
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11-07-2012, 08:35 PM
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lol what a stupid thread
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