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Old 12-26-2013, 12:02 AM
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Default My beard was getting unruly...

The moustache was beyond controllable and was like a tarantula under my nose. So I decided to groom it, even though I'm opposed to shaped beards and moustaches. So there it went, getting trimmed and trimmed to the point that I was looking like a goth/emo biker - like there's any other type of biker -

I'm already missing my face tuque.

This picture is true.
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Old 12-26-2013, 12:17 AM
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That's funny.

My beard is approaching full face fro crossed with hisidic jew.

Your cartoon represents me perfectly.

There is a nice feeling after you shave it off...freshness...then regret and the process begins anew
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Old 12-26-2013, 04:56 AM
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trimmed to the point that I was looking like a goth/emo biker - like there's any other type of biker -

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There are lot's of different bikers. There are wannabes, posers, weekend warriors, old school, and finally the real kind.

What kind of bystander are you?
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Old 12-26-2013, 09:53 AM
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There are lot's of different bikers. There are wannabes, posers, weekend warriors, old school, and finally the real kind.

What kind of bystander are you?
The real kind? Meth/Cocaine/Crack dealing/Pimp/Scourge of society/Murdererers/Extortionists,, are you this kind of bystander?
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Old 12-26-2013, 10:12 AM
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Started working on the big oil sites this summer, and having to be clean shaven is something I absolutely hate!!! I had a beard for 9 years before that! Was devastating when I had to shave it off! Didn't realize how fat I'd gotten, till I made my face bald! Ha ha! I've had the whole month of December off, and I'm sporting a nice goatee, but come January 5th, I'll be baby faced again! Dammit!
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Old 12-26-2013, 10:18 AM
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Started working on the big oil sites this summer, and having to be clean shaven is something I absolutely hate!!! I had a beard for 9 years before that! Was devastating when I had to shave it off! Didn't realize how fat I'd gotten, till I made my face bald! Ha ha! I've had the whole month of December off, and I'm sporting a nice goatee, but come January 5th, I'll be baby faced again! Dammit!
I was told by a barber that those who shave often have more taut skin because they are continually irritating it. Whereas bearded people who all of a sudden shave it, are actually looking at healthy facial skin.

My face has the roundness of a bowling ball.

HATE SHAVING, hate hate hate!!!!!
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Old 12-26-2013, 10:20 AM
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I was told by a barber that those who shave often have more taut skin because they are continually irritating it. Whereas bearded people who all of a sudden shave it, are actually looking at healthy facial skin.

My face has the roundness of a bowling ball.

HATE SHAVING, hate hate hate!!!!!
Geezle, shave your beard and tell us if its true!
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Old 12-26-2013, 10:21 AM
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I was told by a barber that those who shave often have more taut skin because they are continually irritating it. Whereas bearded people who all of a sudden shave it, are actually looking at healthy facial skin.

My face has the roundness of a bowling ball.

HATE SHAVING, hate hate hate!!!!!

If you are of Polish descent, you were doomed from the start. I married a Polish lass and they made me aware of the bowling ball heads stemming from Eastern Europe. I went to a Polish mass one time and was amazed at the truth of that statement.
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Old 12-26-2013, 01:13 PM
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I was told by a barber that those who shave often have more taut skin because they are continually irritating it. Whereas bearded people who all of a sudden shave it, are actually looking at healthy facial skin.

My face has the roundness of a bowling ball.

HATE SHAVING, hate hate hate!!!!!
That is something I can definitely agree with you on!
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Old 12-26-2013, 12:18 PM
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The real kind? Meth/Cocaine/Crack dealing/Pimp/Scourge of society/Murdererers/Extortionists,, are you this kind of bystander?
Nah, you been watching too many second rate tv shows, and it appears you are dumb enough to believe it.

What kind of biker am I? Got my first motorcycle in the 60s, My first Harley in the 70s, which I still have, got three more since. I bought my last one in 09 and put 83k on it in five summers.

I find it curious that you start a post on facial hair and take a big left turn and takes a cheap shot at a totally unrelated subject.

So why do you feel the need...did a biker take your lunchmoney once upon a time...did he smile at your girlfriend?

Why don't you go back to watching Sons of Anarchy
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Old 12-26-2013, 12:34 PM
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Nah, you been watching too many second rate tv shows, and it appears you are dumb enough to believe it.

What kind of biker am I? Got my first motorcycle in the 60s, My first Harley in the 70s, which I still have, got three more since. I bought my last one in 09 and put 83k on it in five summers.

I find it curious that you start a post on facial hair and take a big left turn and takes a cheap shot at a totally unrelated subject.

So why do you feel the need...did a biker take your lunchmoney once upon a time...did he smile at your girlfriend?

Why don't you go back to watching Sons of Anarchy
move along loser
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Old 12-26-2013, 01:06 PM
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... even the biker's are sensitive nowadays...
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Old 12-26-2013, 04:57 PM
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And this comes from the ***** standing on the sidewalk, picking his nose, watching the bad, bad bikers go by.
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Old 12-27-2013, 09:02 AM
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