Turns out such a thing exists. I read about it in the Edmonton Sun, first thing that came to mind was The forum! The article I read said people were emailing the kid with suggestions, such as wd-40 and rifle range.
The jist of it, if you dont want to check out the site, is a young boy in ohio (13 yrs old) who saved up $100 from misc jobs, and has since started a business making manly scented candles. He uses recycled paper for the labels, and old soup cans for the container. Pretty great idea, and you have to hand it to the kid, he's setting out on the right foot!
https://sites.google.com/site/mancans97/
This is the young man's website.
-Jeff