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Old 07-04-2023, 01:44 PM
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Young Millenial and Gen Z men are always asking me for advice about what to look for in a future wife.

I always tell them to try and find the "perfect woman".


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Old 07-04-2023, 02:40 PM
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Old 07-04-2023, 02:54 PM
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The perfect woman and perfect man is an equal partner in life with whose relationship compliments each other. Best if both have strength in different areas of life to help strengthen the family unit. Important that for key issues they are not far apart such as family, religion, intimacy, finances, and friends.

Can’t have jealousy and must have respect for one another.

Same applies for any orientation.

If a person makes you feel sad or bad about yourself… ditch the toxicity.

Complex relationship issues are difficult to explain in a post.
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Old 07-04-2023, 04:10 PM
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I once thought the perfect woman would be one that hunts and fishes .
But how do you tell her No when you just want to go with your buddies .
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Old 07-04-2023, 04:33 PM
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I married the perfect woman so now she is off the market and you all have to settle for the rest of 'em...
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Old 07-04-2023, 04:49 PM
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Tire Bob: That makes 12 of us!
Celebrating 41 years of marriage in 3 weeks.


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Old 07-04-2023, 05:03 PM
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I once thought the perfect woman would be one that hunts and fishes .
But how do you tell her No when you just want to go with your buddies .
It’s easy just say you are going without her this time. When my daughter was born I even went moose hunting a week later for two weeks without argument

Mine loves to hunt and fish but has no issues when I decide I am going without her. It’s a matter of respecting that everyone needs time to themselves. I also make sure there are trips that are planned just for us and make sure she has input regarding the kind of hunting or fishing trip she wants to experience.

But I made sure I married a woman that wasn’t trying to keep my balls in her purse and any woman that tried didn’t last long lol
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Old 07-04-2023, 05:27 PM
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The perfect woman and perfect man is an equal partner in life with whose relationship compliments each other. Best if both have strength in different areas of life to help strengthen the family unit. Important that for key issues they are not far apart such as family, religion, intimacy, finances, and friends.

Can’t have jealousy and must have respect for one another.

Same applies for any orientation.

If a person makes you feel sad or bad about yourself… ditch the toxicity.

Complex relationship issues are difficult to explain in a post.
Yeah, that's pretty good. Was at a friend's parents anniversary party a few years ago as they were celebrating 60 years of marriage. The MC (son) said that picking your partner is the biggest decision in your life. It is. It's not what vehicle you drive, where you choose to live, buying Apple stock vs Google or even what profession you choose in life. It's the right partner.
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Old 07-04-2023, 06:40 PM
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Tire Bob: That makes 12 of us!
Celebrating 41 years of marriage in 3 weeks.
Only 31 for us
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Old 07-04-2023, 08:22 PM
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Tire Bob: That makes 12 of us!
Celebrating 41 years of marriage in 3 weeks.
My lady and I met 27 years and 10 months ago while both on holidays in Cabo. We were married 27 years a 7 months ago haha! Took only 3 months to know I needed to lock it in and wasted no time doing so. Our son was born 2 weeks weeks before it was out one year after meeting anniversary!

Happier today together more than ever!
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Old 07-04-2023, 10:32 PM
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HAHA, that's awesome.

Thanks for posting..
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Old 07-05-2023, 10:09 AM
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one that is a chef in kitchen, lady in public and --- in the bedroom. The rest does not matter.
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Old 07-05-2023, 10:16 AM
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Tire Bob: That makes 12 of us!
Celebrating 41 years of marriage in 3 weeks.
Well I think then there is more perfect women in the world because 1 week from today I will have had one for 48 years, still chugging along, 2 kids 6 grandkids and a strong woman that held things together for many years while I was working in 17 different countries around the world, it really dose take a good team to keep house and home and a good life on the tracks.

You guy's have a good day EH
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I married the perfect woman so now she is off the market and you all have to settle for the rest of 'em...
Heh! It's the same way that I feel about IncrediGirl. I tell her that I feel sorry for all the guys who were forced to marry inferior women because I was the lucky one who ended up with her.

I often tell her that she has blown away all the preconceptions that I had built up about the kind of girl I would marry - she far exceeds those expectations in every way.
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Old 07-05-2023, 11:43 AM
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"If you want to be happy for the rest of your Life, make an ugly woman your wife. "

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Old 07-05-2023, 11:53 AM
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Finding the right woman for me was obvious.


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Old 07-05-2023, 12:44 PM
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and around it goes, for us it was when we first met and married it was just the two of us finding our way together through life, then the next 20 years is all about the kids, and now that they are gone it's back to rediscovering how to journey through the next phase together again. Love the one your with
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Who are the drinks for? Her or you?

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Old 07-06-2023, 08:35 AM
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and around it goes, for us it was when we first met and married it was just the two of us finding our way together through life, then the next 20 years is all about the kids, and now that they are gone it's back to rediscovering how to journey through the next phase together again. Love the one your with
Heh! We're getting a taste of that stage now. Often we find ourselves having supper with just the two of us - kids are out and about.

We even took a camping trip without the kids a few weeks ago. Packed her guns, ammo, and some clays and off we went! Haven't done that for decades.
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She allowed you to post this ?

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Who are the drinks for? Her or you?

At that age it would have been me. Then, if she'd married me, it'd be Her.

Except those would be 5 vodka 40s instead of beers.
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Tire Bob: That makes 12 of us!
Celebrating 41 years of marriage in 3 weeks.
Yeah, sometimes 3 weeks of marriage feels like 41 years.
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Yeah, sometimes 3 weeks of marriage feels like 41 years.

The old " Yes my wife and I are happily married. Shes happy and I'm married."
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Young Millenial and Gen Z men are always asking me for advice about what to look for in a future wife.

I always tell them to try and find the "perfect woman."

I'd have advised a filthy rich 98 year old mute with no kids that sleeps all day.
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I once thought the perfect woman would be one that hunts and fishes .
But how do you tell her No when you just want to go with your buddies .
Wife is always out fishing with my buddies, comes home drunk all dishevelled smelling like fish but they never catch any. Whats up with that.....
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Old 07-06-2023, 07:47 PM
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I don’t think there is any such thing as a perfect woman.

Just find someone that you can stand being around and they can stand being around you. Watch the sparks fly.
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I don’t think there is any such thing as a perfect woman.

Just find someone that you can stand being around and they can stand being around you. Watch the sparks fly.
I disagree, some of us are lucky enough to link up with someone who has common interests and the same aims in life, with no patience for Bull ****.

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I disagree, some of us are lucky enough to link up with someone who has common interests and the same aims in life, with no patience for Bull ****.

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But then she wouldn't put up with me. How's that supposed to work?

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But then she wouldn't put up with me. How's that supposed to work?

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