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01-22-2020, 09:16 AM
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Things that spouses say
We have things that parents say covered in another thread, so I thought I would start one for spouses.
Mrs ARG and I are watching TV, completely out of the blue she says, "I'm really pleased with how my poodles turned out." I'm thinking, "Poodles? What poodles?" Awkward silence as I try to think of a response.
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In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
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It has been scientifically proven that a 308 round will not leave your property -- they essentially fall dead at the fence line. But a 38 round, when fired from a handgun, will of its own accord leave your property and destroy any small schools nearby.
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01-22-2020, 09:33 AM
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"It's in the box under"
I don't know if I ever found it
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01-22-2020, 09:35 AM
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Wife--"Are you even listening to me?"
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01-22-2020, 09:38 AM
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Her, out of nowhere “Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk...talk talk?”
Me, looking up from 6 different maps and harvest data, planning the next hunt - “huh?”
Her:
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01-22-2020, 09:42 AM
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I once said to my wife one time as she was driving ..... "Honey, you know if they put all those potholes in a straight line, you wouldn't have to swerve to hit them."
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01-22-2020, 09:42 AM
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If you get a shower first
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01-22-2020, 10:10 AM
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I hear "I love you anyways.." frequently
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"The trouble with people idiot-proofing things, is the resulting evolution of the idiot." Me
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01-22-2020, 10:11 AM
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I'm quite lucky my wife's always says when are you going back to work or when are you going fishing
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01-22-2020, 10:12 AM
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AO Sponsor
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Urban Expressions Wheel & Tire Inc
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Leviticus 23: 4-18: "he that scopeth a lever, or thou allow a scope to lie with a lever as it would lie with a bolt action, shall have created an abomination and shall perish in the fires of Hell forever and ever.....plus GST" - huntinstuff April 07/23
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01-22-2020, 10:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tirebob
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Classic
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01-22-2020, 10:22 AM
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Why are you using that towel!
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01-22-2020, 10:24 AM
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That things broken again
thing?
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01-22-2020, 10:28 AM
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My truck is making a funny sound or acting weird,
Oh okay when did it start,
Oh, last week I think...
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01-22-2020, 10:40 AM
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“ I don’t care if I’m right or wrong, I just want you to agree with me “
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01-22-2020, 11:05 AM
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Do me.
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01-22-2020, 11:18 AM
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"It's not a race ya know..."
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01-22-2020, 11:20 AM
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Do yourself.
Why is it so hot in here?
5 minutes.
Race you to the bedroom.
Wear a sweater if you are cold.
Hands off my boobs. (that's real embarrasing in the theatre lol)
Did you turn the goddamn heat up?
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Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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01-22-2020, 11:38 AM
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“Something really stinks in here...”
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01-22-2020, 11:48 AM
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All I do around here is clean!
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01-22-2020, 12:06 PM
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Wife always say " you never listen to me......" at least that's what I think she said
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The problem we have today is that the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.
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01-22-2020, 12:39 PM
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Her:"Why can't you be more sensitive!?!?" ?(for the 100th time)
Me: "OK"....then do a wimpering whining Woody Allen impression.
Her: "Ugghh...get away from me, you're creeping me out."
Me: "Which would you like?"
Her: "Hmmmp"
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01-22-2020, 12:51 PM
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My wife - often! "Hun, my car needs gas." (She passes at least 2 gas stations on her way back and forth from work.)
Me, "How low is it?"
She, "I don't know. The red light came on a few days ago."
Me, " "
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01-22-2020, 01:52 PM
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You're just being You Again.
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01-22-2020, 02:54 PM
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pull my finger...
If your getting up...get me a beer.
Dam I like when you vacuum under the couch on all fours
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Be careful when you follow the masses, sometimes the "M" is silent...
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01-22-2020, 03:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 58thecat
pull my finger...
If your getting up...get me a beer.
Dam I like when you vacuum under the couch on all fours
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Your spouse says those to you?
I thought you were a guy!
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Only dead fish go with the flow. The rest use their brains in life.
Originally Posted by Twisted Canuck
I wasn't thinking far enough ahead for an outcome, I was ranting. By definition, a rant doesn't imply much forethought.....
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01-22-2020, 03:08 PM
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Are you deaf??
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01-22-2020, 03:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 58thecat
pull my finger...
If your getting up...get me a beer.
Dam I like when you vacuum under the couch on all fours
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken07AOVette
Your spouse says those to you?
I thought you were a guy!
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His wife is the one with the beard.
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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01-22-2020, 03:16 PM
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Things my wife says to me
You never heard a word I said.
You stink, did you not shower on your last 8 day hunting trip?
You overcooked my steak. I wanted it rare.
WHEN are you going hunting, fishing, again?
Did you **** yourself?
DID something crawl up your ass and die?
You drive like an old man in a mini van.
Tell me why you need another gun? You have 3 safes full of them.
Don’t come home with out a moose!
Can you put gas in my car? And by the way it could use a wash.
Your having another beer? I think you have had way too many.
Do not come near me unless that grey **** gets removed from your face.
She is one of a kind and I love her dearly.
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01-22-2020, 03:20 PM
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When I told my ex I was going fishing one day she retorted back... "You just want to go have fun!"
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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01-22-2020, 03:44 PM
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"Have you seen my Visa?" (Yup....lots)
"Just chill!"
"I think its rum time for you"
"I'll be back Thursday. Try to behave"
"That quad!!! Get a new one for gods sake. Its embarassing"
"You dead?"
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