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Old 01-22-2020, 09:16 AM
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Default Things that spouses say
We have things that parents say covered in another thread, so I thought I would start one for spouses.

Mrs ARG and I are watching TV, completely out of the blue she says, "I'm really pleased with how my poodles turned out." I'm thinking, "Poodles? What poodles?" Awkward silence as I try to think of a response.

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