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Old 02-10-2018, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Bullets View Post
Two Newfies were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this
flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took out a crescent wrench from her bag, loosened a few
bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and
announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height
and she gives us the length.'
Good jokes Red thanks for sharing them,the world would be a a pretty dull place without humor.
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