Little Ivan
One for the lib-leftys..........
One day before the fall of the Soviet Union, a Russian Grade 3 class had just finished their studies of the history of world religions.
The teacher stood in front of the class and said, "Now class what nationality do you think Adam and Eve were?"
Little Ivan put his hand up.
The teacher said, "Yes Ivan, what nationality do you think they were?"
Little Ivan said, "Well I think Adam and Eve were Russian."
The teacher said, "That's very interesting. Why do you think they were Russian?"
Little Ivan replied, "Because they had no clothes, no roof over their heads, and only one apple between them - and they called it Paradise."
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