An old lady is digging through her attic one day when she comes across an old oil lamp, she takes it downstairs with her and sits in her rocker and starts polishing it when suddenly! Out pops a genie! He tells her that she has 3 wishes, so she says, "I wish I was young and beautiful again" *poof* she's young and beautiful again! She says, "I wish my rocker was pure gold" *poof* her rocker is pure gold. She says, "i wish my cat was a handsome young Prince *poof* kitty turns into a Prince. He comes over and starts rubbing her shoulders and whispers in her ear, "I'll bet now you're wishing you hadn't had me neutered!"
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