2 cannibals drive up to a gas station, one points to the attendant and says to his buddy "don't eat those, they give you gas!"
2 cannibals are hunting one day, and they catch a guy, so they decide to share him, buddy says to his friend, I'll start at the head and you start with the feet, and we'll meet in the middle. After a while buddy says "how you doing down there?" His friend replies "I'm havin a ball!" Buddy says "well, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
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