A man came home from work and found his wife sitting on the front step with 3 packed suitcases beside her.
He asked, "What are you doing?"
She said, "I'm waiting for a taxi. I'm leaving you."
He was surprised and asked Why.
She replied, "I just found out I can make 400 dollars a night with what I give you for free."
At that point the man ran into the house, and a few minutes later came out with his packed suitcases.
The wife said, "And where do you think YOU'RE going?"
The man replied, "I'm gonna follow you. I want to see how well you can live on 800 dollars a year."
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