Four nuns walk into the local perish to confess their sins to Father McCaffery to cleanse their souls. First up was Sister Mary Margaret as she tells Father McCaffery that she had seen a man naked and was aroused. Father McCaffery says to walk over to the fountain of holy water and wash her eyes to be forgiven. Next was Sister Fancis who tells Father McCaffery that she had touched a mans crotch once and wanted to repent. Father McCaffery told her to place her hands in the fountain to purify her soul. At that moment Sister Janice who was in the back of the line spoke up, "If you think I am going to gargle that stuff after Sister Betty washes her arse, you are crazy!!!!"
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