A man sitting in the aisle seat and a very good looking, well put together young brunette in the window seat are flying from Toronto to Vancouver one evening. Since the middle seat was vacant they shared the table to rest their snacks and beverages. About halfway through his second scotch and her second glass of wine they were engaged in lively conversation and becoming increasingly comfortable with one another.
Just over Winnipeg the man says "I'm really enjoying your company and the conversation. Do you mind me asking your name." She replies, "not at all, it's Carmen." He says "that's a beautiful name." She smirks and says "Well actually my name is Debbie but I changed it to Carmen 5 years ago because my two favorite things in life are cars and men. So tell me your name handsome."
He grins and says "Beerp***y"
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