jokes
A guy owns a nail business called "Russel Nails". Business is slow so he calls an ad agency to help out. The ad sales people guy says no problem, we can write up a commercial and show it during next weeks hockey game. There will be great exposure and sales will take off.
The guy watches next weeks game with great anticipation. Finally his commercial comes on. It starts with a distant shot of Jesus on the cross. The camera zooms in to show a close up of one of Jesus's hands, and clearly written on the head of the nail is "Russel Nails".
The guy is furious at how tasteless the commercial is, and how many people it has offended, so he calls up the ad agency for an explanation. He gets an apology and a promise that a new commercial will be written that will undue the damage caused by the first one, and will be shown during the next game.
The guy watches the next game with anticipation of his commercial. His commercial comes on and again starts with a far away shot of Jesus. But Jesus is running down a hill being chased by two Roman soldiers. The camera zooms in on the soldiers, and one of them says to the other "see, I told you we should have used Russel Nails.
Sorry Folks.
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