Clyde bought a live chicken and was heading home when he passed a theater showing a movie he really wanted to see. He stuffed the chicken down his bib overalls, bought a ticket, and went in. The movie was so good, he didn't want the chicken to suffocate so he undoes his fly and takes the chickens head out. Two women were sitting next to him, and one nudged the other and said, "Marie! This guy sitting next to me has fly open and his dick out!”
"Oh, Helen!" her friend replied. "If you've seen one of those, you've seen 'em all."
“Oh yea, this one is eating my popcorn!”
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