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Originally Posted by stuckincity

BLACK FRIDAY!



What the ad says - and what it means:


"All Items Up To 50% Off!" - 0% falls within that range

"Everything On Sale For a Fraction Of The Price!" - 99/100 is a fraction

"Gifts For Less Than $50!" - $49.95

"We Pass Our Savings On To You!" - we got 'em cheap at a Fire Sale, so we can afford to sell 'em for 10% off retail, as is, and still make a fat profit

"The Lowest Prices In Town!" - not including taxes, administration fees, recycle fees, fuel fees, and carbon tax

"As Low As $300!" - but we only have 2 of 'em in the store (no rainchecks)

*Some conditions may apply. - the conditions will apply to YOU

Stay home. Save 100%! Best deal in town!