A gynecologist was suffering from work burn out and decided to consider a new career. He thought of what he could do and enjoy. He thought that I really enjoyed mechanics in high school so he enrolled in tech school. The year at school came and went as they do and he was faced with the final exam. He completed the exam and when he got his marks he was astounded. He goes back to his instructor and says" I can see the 100% but I cannot understand the 150%." The instructor says "Well it is this way. 50% for taking the engine apart, 50% for putting the engine back together and running and 50% for doing it thru the tailpipe. 
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