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Old 10-30-2013, 07:43 PM
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I spoke with an old indian elder recently...we were walking along a path in the forest and came to a place where the elder picked up some quartz and held it out in his hand, saying "this is a very sexual stone". I told him how amazed I was that he knew this. I asked him how he knew this...

He looked at me, puzzled that I didn't know, and replied, "It's a f***ing rock."
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