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A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington DC , when he sees a
little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her
by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter
her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion
square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
profusely. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most
gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life."
The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was
behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt
right."
The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a
journalist, you know. Tomorrow's paper will have this story on the
front
page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation
do you have?'
The biker replies, "I'm a US Marine and a Republican"
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the Washington Post to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions and reads, on the front page:
US MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
...and THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these
days...