At roadside dinner having a coffee, when guy comes in sits down at next table tells waitress he wants a double burger,,
Waitress yells at very large sweaty 350 pound woman cooking at the grill, " 1 double Berger for table # 4 " , the cook yells "commin right up ! "
then reaches behind into the freezer and grabs 2 frozen patties, peals of the wax paper and sticks 1 patty into her left armpit, then places the other patty into her right armpit,
Somewhat alarmed,
The guy that ordered the double burger asks the waitress what the woman cook is doing to his hamburger patties ?
Waitress replies " thawing them out darlin " ,,,,,
From the other side of the restaurant a guy yells " CANCEL THOSE HOT DAWGS I ORDERED !
