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Old 06-11-2017, 04:21 PM
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On the lighter side.

One day upon discovering all knowledge a scientists went to God and told him he is no longer needed. He said science has figured it all out and can get along just fine without God now. So God being a good sport said "Ok I will challenge you to a little competition then. We will each create a man just as I did with Adam. Whoever does a better job wins. If I win you will agree to worship me and if you win I will go away."
The scientists agrees to the terms and they begin. The scientist bends down to grab up some dirt to get started and God stops and says " Whoa whoa whoa. Get your own dirt!"

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