I was sitting at the bar enjoying a few beers when a beautiful woman came in and sat on the stool beside me.
She was so good looking I wanted to hit on her, so I leaned over and said "You remind me of my little toe."
She replied, "What? You mean I'm small and cute?"
I said , "No. I mean I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."
That's all I remember.
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