A guy with a real bad lisp walks into a store to buy some nuts.
“How much are your cathews?” he asks.
“Fifteen bucks a pound.” the guy behind the counter says.
“How much are your pecanths?”
“Eight bucks a pound.” the guy behind the counter says.
“OK I’ll take half a pound of each and thankth for not making fun of my lithp.”
“Not a problem, you never made fun of my big nose.”
“Your big noth? Your nuths are so high, I thought that waths your dick"
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