A guy is in the can standing at the urinal when a little midget comes in and goes to the urinal next to him.
The midget looks over and say's, "Jesus mister, that's the biggest set of balls I've ever seen, can I touch them?"
The guy, both embarrassed and proud say's "I guess so."
The midget says, "I'm going to have to get up on a chair for this"
He gets up on the chair and takes hold of the guy's balls and say's
"OK, now give me your wallet or I'll jump."
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