" I met an older gal at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old woman. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and then she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double' ?
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome", she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, "No, I haven't."
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night. Let's go"
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom...you still awake?'' "
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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