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Old 02-07-2018, 07:07 AM
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3 blondes die in a horrible accident and all ascend to the pearly gates and are met at the gate by St.Peter.
St.Peter tells the ladies that they cannot just walk in, but rather have to answer a simple question to gain access into heaven.
So the first blonde steps up and St. Peter asks her "What is Easter?". She begins to answer "Oh, that is when we all dress up, go trick or treating, and carve pumpkins." St.Peter shakes his head in disgust and sends her to Hell.
The second blonde steps up and St.Peter again asks "What is Easter?" The blonde begins to answer "Oh that's easy, it is in the winter and we set up a tree and buy each other presents, and Santa comes to my house." St.Peter again can't believe his ears and sends the second blonde to Hell.
The third blonde steps up and yet again St.Peter asks "What is Easter?"
The blonde replies "Oh that is the religious holiday in the spring. Jesus was hung on the cross and died, they took him down and laid him in a tomb and placed a large rock in front of the tomb."
St.Peter is overjoyed and just as he is about to grant her access into Heaven, the blonde continues..... "Then every year Jesus comes out of the tomb and if he sees his shadow there is 6 more weeks of Winter.................."


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