Three fellows from Newfoundland and three from Quebec are headed for jobs in Alberta. They are traveling by train and each fellow from Quebec buys a ticket, but only one fellow from Newfoundland buys a ticket. The fellows from Quebec ask why only one ticket for the three of them, and a Newfoundlander replies "watch and learn".When they see the conductor coming the fellows from Newfoundland climb into a washroom, and when the conductor asks for a ticket, the door opens a crack and out comes the ticket. They work for a month and are headed back East for a month off, and when they get to the train station, the fellows from Quebec buy only one ticket. Then they notice that the Newfoundlanders don't buy any tickets at all. One of the fellows from Quebec asks why they didn't buy a ticket and is told to "watch and learn" They get on the train and one of the Newfoundlanders says" here comes the conductor" , and the three fellows from Quebec all get in a washroom. One of the Newfoundlanders sneaks over to the washroom and imitates the conductor saying "tickets please". The door opens a crack , out comes the ticket, and off go the Newfoundlanders into the next washroom with the ticket, just as the conductor comes around asking for tickets.
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