A trapper in the Yukon walks 23 miles to his nearest neighbours cabin and knocks on the door. When his neighbour answers he says "I'm having a party at my place tomorrow night and wanted to invite you over for the festivities." There's going to be lots of good food. Plenty of liquor. Music, Dancing, and maybe even a little sex afterwards.
The neighbour replies, "Well that's right neighbourly of you friend." Who alls gonna be there?"
First trapper says "Probably just me and you"
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