[Ronji]

You never heard a word I said.
You stink, did you not shower on your last 8 day hunting trip?
You overcooked my steak. I wanted it rare.
WHEN are you going hunting, fishing, again?
Did you **** yourself?
DID something crawl up your ass and die?
You drive like an old man in a mini van.
Tell me why you need another gun? You have 3 safes full of them.
Don’t come home with out a moose!
Can you put gas in my car? And by the way it could use a wash.
Your having another beer? I think you have had way too many.
Do not come near me unless that grey **** gets removed from your face.

She is one of a kind and I love her dearly.