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Originally Posted by alta270
Oh, I forgot. The highly respected Saudi's. Of 9/11 fame. Now I remember.
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No, the States attacked themselves. That's why everyone went to Afghanistan. America just totally turned their back and belted themselves right in the eye. All the other countries were like: "Wha-what happened, bro?!" So Dubya, aided by all the big liars and
American
Secret
Service of
WAR Terrorizers, pointed at the map and said: "Them!"
disclaimer: It's been speculated that Dubya just pointed at the wrong country because he was drunk
This was as everyone knows, because oil. The best way to get cheap oil and make Americans rich, is by dropping a trillion dollars worth of bombs on another country.
Now don't get me wrong; SA would have loved to attack the States as they have been an ally and extremely close trading partner for years. Slick Willy, B.O., and Dubya have sold billions and billions worth of arms to them, and SA has invested billions and billions in the States. But when it comes right down to it, who
hasn't wanted to punch their best friend in the face? Everyone except for pinkos (must be a communal thing), that's who! Plus Saudis hit the bong HARD. Totally messes them up. And they are a little bi-polar.
But Dubya manned up and said: "Hey!
*lots of background prompting* (long pause) No one kicks our
but us!" King Fahd was like:
Respect!
Besides which, this whole arms deal is uge, uge lie. It's an ugly lie that's uge.
I've had many people that know, tell of this uge lie. Trust me. It's common knowledge that the Don doesn't even like brown people. Ask Mexico. It's all staged. Now Dubya has a thing for brown princes. It's a little embarrassing, actually, but love is strange.
