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Old 11-26-2012, 04:56 PM
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Default Moose Stew for a Crowd

MOOSESTEW FOR A CROWD

1 dead moose cut into plate sized slabs
25 lb. dried pinto beans
15 loaves white balloon bread
1 jar garlic salt
20 lb. Sack onions
15 lb. Can coffee
1 box salt
1 can pepper

SALAD:

lettuce
1 can 10-50 weight penzoil
5.5 gallons water

MISC. SUPPLIES:

½ cord mesquite wood
1 wooden kitchen match
amith-wesson 44 magnum
280 semi jacketed hollow point bullet

Put bullet in Smith Wesson. Shoot the moose with it. Skin the dead moose and cut it up into steaks.

Stack the ½ cord of mesquite. Light with wooden kitchen match. Put the 55 gal. of water on to boil. Dump the 25 lb. of pinto beans in to soak while water heats. Throw ½ salt. ½ garlic salt. ½ pepper and all the onions into the beans. When water boils move to cooler part of fire. Throw 4' x 8' grill over hottest part of fire. Throw meat on. Slather rest of salt, garlic salt, pepper over steaks. Cook till outside is black as Earl of Hell's Riding Boots and inside is as red as a Honky Tonk Angel's cheek.

Drain off 5gal. of bean Water. Pour 5lb. coffee into the biggest sock of any of the hunting crew. Put sock into water to boil. If sock is clean boil only 2 min.. if not boil 35 min. Then yell "COME AND GET IT".

When everyone begins to belch and talk about the time that one old boy bloated like a cow on a hot day, bring out the white balloon bread so everyone can sop up their beans and steak juke. Put plates on the floor for dogs to wash up and don't nobody light a match!
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