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Originally Posted by RBI
A guy sits down at a bar and orders drink after drink rapidly.
" Is everything okay pal ?", the bartender asks .
" My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!".
Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says , " Well maybe that's kind of a good thing, You know , a little peace and quiet "
" Yeah " says the guy, " But today is the last day " .
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This is a. Good one.
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