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Originally Posted by CaberTosser

Little Billy was walking in the park with his Dad and he witnessed some dogs that looked like one got stuck on top of the other while they were playing leapfrog :thinking006:. Billy asked "Daddy, what are those dogs doing?". Dad replied "Well Billy, those dogs are making a puppy". Billy contemplated briefly but had no further questions, so Dad was relieved and they continued with their outing.

Later that evening after bedtime Billy woke up from a bad dream and wandered down the hall to Mommy & Daddy's room. He pushed the door open and saw Daddy on top of Mommy before they noticed him. They rapidly pulled up the covers as soon as they noticed his presence and asked him what he was doing out of bed.

Billy replied "I had a bad dream" followed very quickly by "Daddy, what were you and Mommy doing?"

Daddy replied "Well Billy, your Mommy and I are trying to make you a little sister!"

Billy contemplates briefly and replied "Flip her over Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!!"