The number 1 scientist in the world had a meeting with God.
He told God,"We don't need you anymore. We now have the technology to create life."
God said to the scientist," If you can show me how you make life I will remove myself."
The scientist spoke... "We know that life comes from dust and returns to dust so I will pick up some of this dirt and..."
God piped up, " whoa there, get your own dirt!"
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