The number 1 scientist in the world had a meeting with God.
He told God,"We don't need you anymore. We now have the technology to create life."
God said to the scientist," If you can show me how you make life I will remove myself."
The scientist spoke... "We know that life comes from dust and returns to dust so I will pick up some of this dirt and..."
God piped up, " Whoa! Whoa there! Get your own dirt!"
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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