[moosemad]

Here's one I don't tell many people.

When my second son was born my wife came across a stupid sort of backpack thing you put your baby in and carry him around. Since he was a new born you put it on front ways so the child is facing you.
I'm sitting on the couch watching a hockey game having a couple beer. Long story short, we had to go out to a department store for the first use and I was the lucky guy to try it out. After 20 minutes following wifey I had to return some beer. Son was sleeping so went into washroom and relieved myself. That's when he woke up. So I started to talk to him, "hey lil buddy, how you doin? You never been in here before".
Loudly from the next stall I hear "WHAT, YOU TALK TO IT?", I quietly zipped up and waited in the truck for my wife ( scared he would recognize my shoes).