Years ago I was going to my cousins wedding and was to meet at another cousins house. I got to the house and no one was there. Went in sat down. Thought it was strange that no one was at the house. Bottle of whiskey on the cupboard so I poured myself a drink. Finished my drink and thought it was funny no one had shown up yet. I started looking at all the family photos on the wall and realized I didn’t know any of them. HOLY CRAP, I’M IN THE WRONG HOUSE. I’m glad I got out of there before someone came along.
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