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Old 02-17-2018, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by colroggal View Post
More 'a guy with no arms and no legs' jokes...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting at the front door?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a meadow?

Dale

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a valley?

Glen

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in a hole?

Phil

What do you call a (white) guy with no arms and no legs floating in the bay?

Bob

What do you call a black man (circa 1951) with no arms and no legs floating in the bay?

Bouy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a bog?

Pete

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on the hearth?

Ashe

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs enjoying the sunset?

Eve

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs watching a sunrise?

Dawn

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs laying in the bushes?

Fern


Okay, enough for now

Colin
What do you call a Mexican woman with no arms or legs?,,,,,,!,,Consuello.
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