A fellow woke up to find there was a escaped gorilla in the tree in his backyard. He found an animal control specialist to come remove the gorilla.
The fellow came to the back yard with a rope, a stick, a ladder, a german shepard dog and a gun. He set the ladder up by the tree and then handed the gun to the homeowner. The homeowner asked what all the things were for.
The animal control guy told him, "I'm gonna climb the ladder and prod the gorilla with the stick and when the gorilla falls the dog is trained to grab the gorilla by the crotch and hold him. Then I'm gonna climb down and tie the gorilla up.
The homeowner asks, "So, what's the gun for?"
The specialist replied, " If I fall shoot that darn dog!"
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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