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Originally Posted by colroggal
Merl and Norm are driving home for a few days rest after a long tour in the patch. On a country road they come across a sheep, its head stuck in a barbed wire fence, bleating its fool head off. Being good hearted boys they stop and free the poor thing to run off and rejoin it's flock.
Feeling good about their deed they drive on. A few minutes of silence later, Merl turns to Norm and says, "A shame that wasn't Jessica Simpson."
Norm chuckles and nods. A few minutes pass. Norm nudges Merl. "Shame it wasn't dark..."
Colin
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This reminds me of one from years ago, same setting ,,,,two guys driving down the road and come across a sheep with its head stuck in a wire fence the driver stops and gets out of the truck and proceeds to have sex with the sheep,when finished he gets back in the truck and says to his friend ,,,your turn,, his buddy gets out an sticks his head in the wire fence.
